#3723

33

Oct. 29, 2011, 12:33 p.m.

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Rose: I just want to see Libby smash it in some white girl's face...

#3724

33

Oct. 29, 2011, 12:36 p.m.

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Stein: Using all those decimals makes me feel smart.

#3728

1111

Oct. 30, 2011, 1:54 p.m.

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Bob: Why are you bleeding? Jason: I don't know. Thomas: His blood pressure is higher than atmospheric pressure. Mufasa: That's such a bad reason.

#3736

66

Nov. 2, 2011, 7:11 p.m.

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Klein: God! Kids are too smart these days. I can't use words like "Next to..." anymore. I have to say "adjacent".

#3742

1313

Nov. 4, 2011, 5:36 p.m.

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//Silver Chips. Late Friday.  Paul B. Ellis is copy, editing, and reading from a story. Paul B. Ellis: There is something wrong here.  "Students for Global Responsibility is planning an AIDS promotion day."  Can you really promote AIDS?

#3748

1515

Nov. 5, 2011, 12:27 p.m.

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//Roberts was explaining the solo transcription project in jazz band; Templin was a substitute for Mr. Clark and he was jamming on trombone with honors jazz Allison: I have a relevant question. Roberts: What is it? Allison: Can I just play the Born to Run solo by Bruce Springsteen? Roberts: No. That's not jazz. It's rock. Allison: Well, the blues are like a brother to jazz, and you know that blues had a baby and they called it rock and roll... so I think that it should count. Templin: Yeah, well it was an illegitimate child.

#3766

66

Nov. 8, 2011, 7:22 p.m.

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Rose: (loudly) Ok, so I'm gonna teach you this AWESOME method... (quieter) which I learned from [Teacher]. Student: Now, now... How hard was that to say?

#3771

1515

Nov. 10, 2011, 7:24 p.m.

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// Mr. Pham pops up during teacher's test to ask about lunch Andy Gilbert: Mr. Pham, will you buy me food as well? Pham: Uh, no! You Asian. You can make this stuff anyway. Teacher: Gilbert isn't Asian! Pham: He speak Japanese! He Asian enough.

#3773

1515

Nov. 10, 2011, 10:29 p.m.

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Giles: My goal in life is to make Raanan suffer

#3777

1515

Nov. 14, 2011, 1:39 a.m.

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//When talking about eliminating the parameter of parametric equations by substituting in for sin(t) instead of solving for t Rose: You don't have to get him all naked... you know, just leave his clothes on and stop whenever you're ready.