#3228

66

April 13, 2011, 4:06 p.m.

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//the class is writing stories. They have been assigned ironic as the tone, a sulfur pit as the setting, someone's eye must be poked out, and Gordon Freeman as the main character Viju: It's ironic 'cause they poke an EYE out! Bob: It's ironic 'cause his crowbar is made of iron! Thomas: It's ironic 'cause he's in a sulfur pit!

#3232

66

April 13, 2011, 5:51 p.m.

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// During Thermo, Schafer is talking about radiation in Ca Schafer: Just a few weeks ago, the media said something that made my whole household explode. They said that radiation levels in Ca have elevated. Someone: Maybe it's because of Japan. David Kaufman: No. Schafer: No, don't say no. It could be because of Japan. Or it could be because someone imported a large crate of bananas. // Did you know that eating a banana gives your body more radiation than living next to a nuclear reactor for a year?

#3240

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April 14, 2011, 8:26 p.m.

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Thomas: This isn't bad writing, it's SATIRE on bad writing

#3247

66

April 15, 2011, 11:41 a.m.

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Swaney: I'm taking you on a drug trip. //After some thought Swaney: Don't put that on blairbash, you'll get me fired!

#3255

1111

April 18, 2011, 9:25 p.m.

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//After receiving a triple beam balance from Mrs. Nawabi Nawabi: Make sure Mr. Templin always knows where this balance is or some kids might take it and sell it for drugs

#3261

1111

April 26, 2011, 4:11 p.m.

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Porac: The Africans, they got discipline down. I asked Donald, "Does your mother slap you" and he's like "No. She punches."

#3275

66

April 28, 2011, 7:19 p.m.

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(Loudly, from a different classroom and with a slight echo): "Achoo!" Cullen (without looking up): Was that Tranelle? Entire Class: Probably. continues with lesson

#3285

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April 30, 2011, 6:22 p.m.

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Moose: Vidya, get your hand out of [Jared's] lap! I don't want to see that till you're married! Vidya: Wha... Moose: Jared! Don't let her do that till you've promised to love and cherish each other forever and there's a ring on your finger! Jared: ...thank you sir.

#3289

33

May 2, 2011, 10:59 a.m.

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// During Thermo, Swaney walks into the room Swaney: Can someone take a test in here? Schafer: Yea, sure. [turns to the class] Now you all really have to be quiet since someone's doing actual academic work in here.

#3306

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May 3, 2011, 8:10 p.m.

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Pham: Other guy, they kind of like robot. These [magnet upperclassmen] are loose -- that's what happen when you hang out with me for long enough. Either you become loose, otherwise you not able to put up with me.