#2886

1515

Feb. 8, 2011, 5:13 p.m.

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//SRP presentations day 1 Danderson: Something smells off... Shelley: Huh, you're right. Danderson (loudly): Okay, guys, I know this is 211, but we're presenting SRPs.  There should be no reason why I can smell something burning. Student: Isn't Schafer down the hall?

#2893

33

Feb. 9, 2011, 9:29 a.m.

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Bob: Oh sorry, I ran around the door to unlock it, but it was locked.

#2894

1515

Feb. 9, 2011, 2:58 p.m.

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//on the beltway Student 1 (looking out window): Look, that kid's screaming! Student 2 (without looking up): He probably didn't make the AMC 10. //kid is about 18 months old

#2900

66

Feb. 9, 2011, 7:10 p.m.

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Taylor: So, who knows how to play Apples to Apples? Student: Ooh! That's the one where you like turn over a card and it's a cat, then another one's an apple... *Class bursts out laughing* Taylor: ...no honey, that's matching.

#2901

1515

Feb. 9, 2011, 7:13 p.m.

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//During CAP NSL Someone's phone: PLEASE SAY A COMMAND. Freeman: ...Someone's stomach is very outspoken today. *resumes teaching*

#2902

33

Feb. 9, 2011, 7:17 p.m.

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//Identifying key values in TV Studio - there is a news headline about Jersey Shore on the screen. Student: Um, that would be 'prominence' because it's Snooki and she's famous? Taylor: No! Wait, what's a Snooki?

#2905

66

Feb. 9, 2011, 7:42 p.m.

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Rose: It's also called the Sandwich Theorem, because y'know, you've got g and h making a sandwich around f, like it's cheese or ham or whatever you want to put in there... Student: You should serve it with polynomial soup!

#2909

66

Feb. 9, 2011, 9:07 p.m.

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//said very seriously, while passing out a quiz Moose: Don't cheat, or you'll burn in hell forever.

#2920

33

Feb. 11, 2011, 10:33 a.m.

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Ashu: Saurav is a grown man, who can take care of himself //10 seconds later Ashu: SAURAV WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!? GO BACK TO WHAT YOU ARE DOING!

#2930

1111

Feb. 14, 2011, 6:35 p.m.

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Bob: So does the sum of the reciprocals of the primes converge? Jason: Yeah. It converges ... to infinity