#2438

1212

Oct. 28, 2010, 11:03 p.m.

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Scott: Oh right, if the test is out of 130 points, all I need is a...*looks at calculator*.....134.......

#2439

2222

Oct. 29, 2010, 5:59 a.m.

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//near end of quarter Student: Hey Mr. Templin, can I please see my grade? Templin: Sure. Student: (Looks at paper with grade) What's that nine over there? Templin: Those are your absences. Student: I'VE been absent NINE times? I don't remember being absent nine times. Templin: Here it says you've been absent nine times, but I have absolutely no idea how I got this data, because I don't think I've taken attendance nine times...

#2444

1212

Oct. 29, 2010, 1:44 p.m.

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Ostrander: You guys shouldn't be allowed to have lady-friends.  You need to save money. //as if on cue, candy gram people walk in

#2446

1515

Oct. 29, 2010, 2:54 p.m.

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//John Anderson is in Piper's room, trying to study for a test. Mr. Pham walks in. Pham: Nice shirt. //John looks at his shirt. It has 'CCCP' and has the hammer and sickle John: Thanks, Mr. Pham... Pham: Can you get me one, extra large?

#2450

66

Oct. 29, 2010, 4:54 p.m.

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//during mat sci, sub walks into lab and sees Chris R playing a tower defense game Sub: You trying to hunt down terrorists?  You trying to kill Osama?  He always in a cave. Chris: Actually, I guess he's attacking me... Sub: Take him down!

#2473

1212

Nov. 4, 2010, 9:25 a.m.

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Pham: I can doing this! Why? I CAN DO ALMOST ANYTHING!

#2478

1111

Nov. 4, 2010, 9:49 p.m.

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Stein: I'm no religious scholar of Judaism or uh any other... language.

#2482

1111

Nov. 5, 2010, 5:06 p.m.

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Pham's powerpoint: You cannot get out of the game. Student: So what's the point of living? Pham: What the point of living? Because somebody expect you to do it. So you can be slave to other people. Make sense?

#2487

1212

Nov. 5, 2010, 8:22 p.m.

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//Shirley returns after running away with a blowtorch Pham: Where the blowtorch? You realize it, if you run around the school with a blowtorch, you get suspended! Piper: So, if I wanted to get rid of someone...

#2493

66

Nov. 7, 2010, 2:55 p.m.

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//eating brownies in anal chem Shirley: Hey Emily, need some help? (moves to take brownie) MLE: NOOOO Andrea: Hey, want another brownie? Pham: Noo, do not give to him or else he start to run around!