#2139

66

Sept. 17, 2010, 7:34 p.m.

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Freeman: Those pilgrim people, you know, the ones with the shoe buckles on their heads...

#2143

66

Sept. 17, 2010, 7:41 p.m.

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Freeman: (imitating an english king) I live in civil society. I bathed last month!

#2154

1515

Sept. 18, 2010, 3:27 p.m.

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//Theresa mentions outhouses Pham: You know how to making the outhouse? Dig a hole, put the water in it, and set catfish and how you call, the Asian eating it all the time, uhhh... Student: Tilapia? Pham: Tallafia! Catfish and tallafia, they are great to doing it! //He talks about how they eat poop and what farmers do when there are too many fish living in the outhouse Pham: By the way, they don't have tissue paper to wiping their butts with. What they use? Leaves. Which kind best? Student: Banana? Pham: Yes. The banana go into...okay, you guy all become vegetarian after this. Key point is, outhouse is great for industry. //continues to describe the various outhouse derivative products which are blended into pig feed

#2156

1313

Sept. 18, 2010, 3:52 p.m.

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Claire: Well I would definitely go with the wheel one, unless I could get some shirtless guys to pump the water for me, and they were kind of hot. Then I'd go with the pump.

#2157

1313

Sept. 18, 2010, 6:38 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Hey, you know who the worst person for the union wuhker? Various: Scabs? Non-union workers? Pham: No, no, it Faw. [class looks perplexed] Pham: Faw! Steven: Who? Pham: Faw! F-O-R-D!

#2160

66

Sept. 20, 2010, 5:31 p.m.

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Pham: Where were you in the 1980's? Steven: In my womb!

#2164

1313

Sept. 21, 2010, 10:41 a.m.

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Louis: If you guys think that you need to win Intel in order to go to college, you're all on crack. Relax! Shelley (from back of classroom): I like my crack!

#2165

33

Sept. 21, 2010, 4:26 p.m.

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Roth: My son knew the answer to that in 5th grade. Anne: Your son is smart. Roth: Used to be.

#2168

66

Sept. 21, 2010, 4:34 p.m.

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Pham: "...make them satisfaction with the project we doing it."

#2170

33

Sept. 21, 2010, 4:56 p.m.

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Roth: A student said on a test "I don't know the answer to lim(1/x^2) as x increases without bound. We only did 1/x in class." Then what did I do? Class: What? Roth: (Makes a gun gesture) Bam!