#1857

1111

May 2, 2010, 6:31 p.m.

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//Mr. Schafer is being filmed for consideration for the MCPS Teacher of the Year award Gilad: They should have competitive teaching. This would be, like, the ESPN coverage.

#1858

33

May 2, 2010, 6:32 p.m.

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Mr. Moose: But a few other countries still call themselves Cuba.

#1862

66

May 2, 2010, 6:43 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: Go to page 116. ...By which I mean 115. ...By which I mean the bottom of 114.

#1864

66

May 2, 2010, 6:49 p.m.

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//Reading The Awakening, page 48: "Edna, left alone in the little side room, loosened her clothes, removing the greater part of them." Mr. Anderson: Now, remember, this is the 1900s, this is very scandalous. Here we've gone into Edna's bedroom, and she is disrobing. This is sexy stuff.

#1870

1515

May 3, 2010, 9:57 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Sooo here we call on the magic calculus wizard.... and who could that be hm hm hmm... well that only leaves me! I AM THE MAGIC CALCULUS WIZARD

#1871

33

May 4, 2010, 2:38 p.m.

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Ms. Bustillos: "I have nothing against immigrants, BUT, I've noticed that in the last 15-20 years, there's less stufff in my size at value village since immigrants are usually my size. WE NEED TO GET RID OF THOSE IMMIGRANTS!"

#1877

1313

May 5, 2010, 7:44 a.m.

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//shortly after the National Science Bowl Stein: I heard you met the First Lady. Jacob: Yup. Stein: Mr. Pham said she was impressed by him. Jacob: What? No, what happened is that, after the game, Michelle Obama and Steven Chu were walking down the first row shaking everyone's hands. We were in the fifth row, so we pushed our way up. When they came to us, Mr. Pham said, "I doing this 13 year, never has President or First Lady come." And she smiled and said, "It won't be my last year." Stein: That's not how Mr. Pham told it. He said *he* convinced her to come back next year!

#1881

66

May 5, 2010, 1:37 p.m.

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Ozzie: You know how there's a corporation running against Chris Van Hollen? Well, that's stupid. 'Cause nobody beats Chris Van Hollen. Joseph: No one. Except Mrs. Van Hollen.

#1893

33

May 7, 2010, 6:05 p.m.

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Blitz: "You're gonna get schist. Not shit."

#1899

66

May 9, 2010, 6:46 p.m.

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Student: Wait, Mr. Hinkle, you make $120,000 a year? Hinkle: Shhh... Student 2: Hey Mr. Hinkle, can I borrow some money? Hinkle: No.