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Oct. 21, 2009, 6:58 p.m.

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//finding centers of mass Schafer: Instead of having a hole, I'm going to add negative matter. So what do I get when I add matter and negative matter? Ben: An explosion. Schafer: NO! That's antimatter, this is negative matter. Two different things.

#740

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Oct. 22, 2009, 10 p.m.

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Rose: So how do we do this problem? *blank looks from the students* Rose: *whistles for a second, then makes popping noises with mouth and waves arms* Rose: Okay, here's how.

#743

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Oct. 23, 2009, 2:38 p.m.

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//talking about a summer job Ms. Duval used to have that involved dissecting human corpses Elizabeth: So what was the point of cutting people up? Duval: For funzies!...No, I'm totally kidding.

#744

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Oct. 23, 2009, 4:49 p.m.

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//talking about probability versus determinism Mr. Schafer: There is a chance that, in ten seconds, someone will come out of the store room on a horse and gallop around the room... *Lev comes out of the storage closet on the back of a toy stick horse, gallops around the room, and leaves*

#745

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Oct. 23, 2009, 11:56 p.m.

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//Steven has a story to tell, so students start gathering around to listen Whitacre: Your disciples are flocking to you! You're the new Buddha!

#748

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Oct. 24, 2009, 8:11 p.m.

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*A picture of a girl comes onto the Promethean board* St1: Es muy bonita :) Cuadrado: *nod* St2: Es caliente! Cuadrado: No, that means she's horny. Class: o__O *laughs* St3: erm...es fresca? Cuadrado: No, that means she's a ****. Class: *nervous laughter* Cuadrado: So if you ever go to an overly warm Spanish-speaking country and say, "Hola, yo soy Paco y soy caliente!", think about what you're really saying.

#750

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Oct. 25, 2009, 4:43 p.m.

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"Let me see your tomatoes." - McManus

#756

66

Oct. 26, 2009, 8:02 p.m.

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Elizabeth: what rhymes with hypothalamus?

#760

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Oct. 27, 2009, 6:48 p.m.

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Ms.Thomas talking about a student who always brings a neon pink comb to school : "He's not actually balding. I've just been trying to convince him that he is for the past two weeks so that he'd stop combing his hair so much."

#766

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Oct. 28, 2009, 7:55 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: Hey. Why you sitting all the way back there? Andrew Rodgers-Schatz: 'Cause you're scary!