#411

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June 4, 2009, 2:32 p.m.

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Whitacre: Is there a number we can call to nominate people for human trafficking?

#425

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June 5, 2009, 5:44 p.m.

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Mr. Schafer: *animal noises* Wylie: Are you imitating a pterodactyl or a kitten? Mr. Schafer: Actually a pterodactyl eating a kitten.

#426

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June 5, 2009, 5:45 p.m.

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//after someone found a bug in his folder Wenjing: *opens folder* *jumps up and screams* Mrs. Cannon: Wenjing, it's a piece of lint.

#441

66

June 15, 2009, 4:08 p.m.

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//after Jacob receives the "Most Likely to Abuse a Steinism" superlative Mr. Stein: Jacob, what's a Stein-ism?

#450

33

June 21, 2009, 12:24 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: Be smart! Be lazy! Be smart and lazy!

#452

66

June 21, 2009, 12:25 a.m.

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Mr. Kaluta: Usually we start with the high voltage material, and then of course, move on with the survivors.

#453

66

June 21, 2009, 12:25 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: x = -1... We can kill this guy! We can kill this guy too!

#455

33

June 21, 2009, 12:26 a.m.

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Mr. Kaluta: You don't have to be quite as quiet outside, you just have to listen to instructions... like "LOOK OUT FOR THE CAR!" That's a good one.

#464

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June 21, 2009, 12:30 a.m.

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Ms. Thurman: McCain's a war hero, and we don't want to touch that part of his service... Steven: I'd like to touch that. Ms. Thurman: You'd like to get your hands on a lot of things, Steven.

#492

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June 21, 2009, 12:35 a.m.

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Mr. Rose: Circles have that property where they're... circular, you know, sorta rounded.