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March 12, 2021, 11:08 a.m.

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Rose: Maybe the smarter you get, the harder it is to understand the reopening plan because its so dumb

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Nov. 22, 2021, 2:14 p.m.

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//teaching about rock observations Lodal: Number one ... are you ready for this one? Yeah? Well, let me go look it up, because I forgot what it was.

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Nov. 30, 2021, 7:55 a.m.

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o’donovan: Usually people are more awake after break, how did everyone become more tired? vijay: well, imagine that you went to prison, and then you escaped. If you got caught and went back into prison, would you be more enthusiastic than when you first got into prison? o’donovan:…. o’donovan: well then.. my prisoners!

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Dec. 17, 2021, 2:59 p.m.

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Rose: Was this useful, I don't know, but I convinced my wife this was a practical investment and not wasting our family's money on pretty shapes.

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Jan. 16, 2022, 7:04 p.m.

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Michael, imagining Rose talking to Ostrander: But Peter, I can't have them do any more assignments because then I won't have enough time to tweet!

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May 2, 2023, 10:54 a.m.

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O’Donovan: Every time I see a prom-posal, I think, “please say no, please say no, please say no.”

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June 3, 2012, 9:57 a.m.

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//At ARML 2012 Hannah He: So I always thought hexagons were called sixagons when I was younger. And nobody ever corrected me! I think they always thought I was joking or something. Never learned this stuff... //For the rest of the competition B team members: Hannah, look, it's a sixagon!

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Jan. 9, 2015, 11:55 p.m.

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//Talking about the write-up for a lab. We have only two pieces of data, making a pretty useless linear graph. Student: There's no point in doing a graph. Duval: Actually, there's two points to doing a graph.

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June 13, 2018, 11:02 p.m.

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//reading Romeo and Juliet, pd 9 Clay Student 1: Wait, lying is a sin, right? Then why does Friar Lawrence tell Juliet to pretend to be dead? Student 2: Why did he even agree to marry them in the first place? Clay: That's an excellent question. And the answer is... I don't know. Look, the plot is stupid, okay?

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Sept. 20, 2018, 12:29 p.m.

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Street: When I was younger, I went to a diner and they had "boneless chicken dinners" for 25 cents. Student: ? Street: No, by "boneless chicken dinners" they meant hard-boiled eggs.