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Nov. 3, 2021, 2:37 p.m.

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Rose: I sold my children

#9576

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Dec. 9, 2021, 5:07 p.m.

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Lodal: if I ever have to bludgeon someone to death, I imagine it'd be with a stale baguette

#6851

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Oct. 25, 2017, 7:40 p.m.

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//after using Chad as an example of tension Student: So what do we call Chad's force? Schafer: F contact. //pause Schafer: Or f chad.

#8067

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April 2, 2019, 10:47 a.m.

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//cybersec william *talking about GirlsGoCyberStart*: I see there are quite a few girls in this club! everyone *looks around* //there are three girls in cybersec

#8451

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Jan. 6, 2020, 4:45 p.m.

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Stein: You never forget your first time! ... constructing a Taylor series

#9010

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Feb. 18, 2021, 2:51 p.m.

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//there was a vocab quiz scheduled for the last few minutes of class in AP Lit Tad: "Ms. O'Connor, if I show you my stuffed animals can we not have the quiz today?" Ms. O'Connor (laughing): "Well, you can show them." Tad: *shows off stuffed animals* //specifically Fighter the tiger, Grason the fox, and Squirrel the squirrel Ms. O'Connor: "I love stuffed animals! Anyway, everybody head to canvas. We'll star-" //about 30 seconds of silence Tad (in chat): "Is she frozen?" Dheeraj (in chat): "yes" //another 10 seconds or so *Zoom gives us a notice saying "the host has disconnected."* //another minute or so *Ms. O'Connor reconnects, joins the call, and lets us all back in. The class bursts out laughing.* Ms. O'Connor: "That was some Harry Potter stuff." *Tad holds up Lord Bawk Bawk the chicken* Tad: "Bawk! Bawk! Bawk! BAWK!!!" Tad: "I warned you. I warned you Ms. O'Connor, and you doubted me. You shouldn't have done that!" Ms. O'Connor: "OK, so there won't be a quiz today after all." Tad (holding up Lord Bawk Bawk again): "BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK!"

#7012

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Dec. 6, 2017, 1:26 p.m.

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//Daniel talking about how it's difficult for people to pronounce Chinese words Reynald: I can pronounce Chinese perfectly. (pause) Reynald: Chinese.

#7156

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Jan. 28, 2018, 11:18 a.m.

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//at cmimc random tj kid 1: oh those moco kids are pretty good random tj kid 2: yeah they're from montgomery county right? random tj kid 3: yeah that's in alabama random tj kid 1: huh thats weird alabama's so rural //all 3 random tj kids agree and wonder why alabama is so good

#7305

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March 8, 2018, 8:48 a.m.

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//pd 2 statistics Stein: A convenience sample is when you just ask people nearby, you don't pick your sample randomly at all. This is sometimes known as a silverchips sample.

#7624

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Oct. 1, 2018, 1:43 p.m.

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Gonzalez, talking about his woes: "My laptop's keyboard is all messed up. I press "n" and it prints an 8, a period, and opens a new tab." "I've sent many emails containing just "h"." "Also, my coffee tastes like it has lemon in it."