#7996

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March 10, 2019, 1:56 p.m.

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//touring georgetown uni chemistry lab //scientist has just lectured about several expensive chemistry machines worth millions Scientist: ...any questions? Students: ... Student: *picks up a roll of something* What's this? Scientist: Tape!

#8356

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Oct. 20, 2019, 12:12 p.m.

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//Pd 6 Multivar Mr Schwartz: *Draws a map of the United States* Students: *thunderous applause* Mr Schwartz: You guys are weird.

#8501

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Feb. 12, 2020, 10:20 p.m.

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//Overhearing Ostrander and Schafer chatting in the hallway Ostrander: "...yeah, and he'll eat all my mints in the first week." Schafer: "Oh, I do that too."

#8603

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Sept. 3, 2020, 3:03 p.m.

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Lodal: Go do my homework in Mr. Rose's class. He'll love that!

#9473

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Dec. 1, 2021, 5 p.m.

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// rao period 9 Diego: As my abuelo used to say, "If you're cold, you're dead; if you're cool, you're halfway there"

#9506

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Dec. 3, 2021, 12:28 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. Schafer is talking about scientific misconceptions, and just asked, "How high up is the Space Station?" Schafer: My guess is that, the less scientifically inclined the person is, the longer the distance they are going to guess. Tiancheng: I'm guessing 1 meter.

#12358

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Oct. 19, 2023, 2:58 p.m.

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sahu: you should join the football team! andrew zhao: yes, yes i'm doing the football team this year myko: you're doing the ENTIRE FOOTBALL TEAM?? ALL OF THEM?

#7974

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Feb. 28, 2019, 6:43 p.m.

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//Complex Schwartz: From here on, every even day should be publicly declared to be odd. But then, once school starts, Ms. Fus should whisper to the intercom: "It's actually an even day!" Then, *maybe* the snow will finally stop on even days.

#8256

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June 20, 2019, 4:38 p.m.

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// Schwartz was talking about pirating Super Metroid Schwartz: You know people once tried to make anti-piracy ads, and they said stuff like "Would you want to pirate a car?" I mean what kind of question is that, of course I would want to pirate a car! If I could get a car for free why wouldn't I?

#8299

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Sept. 20, 2019, 11:42 a.m.

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// talking about low-quality free food Student: But it's free food! Schwartz: Aye, ye ready to go to college