#10620

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May 26, 2022, 12:34 p.m.

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Student: That's nitrogen, can't you fucking see? Nitrogen is the ball right there. Stelzner: [Student], language! Student: Sorry, I guess I can't say "balls."

#6834

4242

Oct. 24, 2017, 1:50 p.m.

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//Talking about tension Schafer: Because I want an absurd answer, I'm going to ask the most absurd person in the class. Carlos: Arthur Schafer: Yep. Schafer: Arthur! Is the box accelerating to the left? Arthur: No, it's a box. Schafer: Is the box accelerating to the left? Arthur: No, it's a box. Scafer: Is the box accelerating down? Arthur: No, it's a box. Schafer: Thank you, Arthur.

#6855

4242

Oct. 26, 2017, 6:05 a.m.

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//Testing bridges in POE Reynald: *stands on own bridge* Mr. Kaluta, try to stand on our bridge. Kaluta: How much do you weigh? Reynald: Less than you.

#7424

4242

April 18, 2018, 5:45 p.m.

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Pham: Who the orchestra teacher? Class: Ms. Roberts? Pham: No, start with a D. Student: Mr. Oldham? Pham: Yeah, that right.

#7755

4242

Nov. 26, 2018, 10:04 a.m.

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//Pd 1 Orgo Hart: Who here knows the pKa of an alkyne? Bryan Li (not even looking up from his phone): 25 Hart: Woah! How did you know that? (sees that Bryan is on his phone) did you just search that up... Bryan (enthusiastically showing Hart his phone screen): WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M PLAYING PHONE GAMES!!!

#7894

4242

Jan. 29, 2019, 9:59 a.m.

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// Discussion about Pascal's wager on the first day of the semester * Two girls talking loudly in the back* Mogge [to the girls]: You should pay attention, we're talking about gods. You're going to have to pray those grades up this semester

#8306

4242

Sept. 23, 2019, 12:14 p.m.

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Mogge: Like any date, first the food, then population growth.

#8309

4242

Sept. 23, 2019, 2:14 p.m.

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Stein: *Gestures to what he just wrote on the board* Stein: Is that right? Math has never been my strong suit... Stein: Odd career choice, I know, but you gotta make a living somehow

#8867

4242

Jan. 5, 2021, 2:16 p.m.

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// Street holds up a chemistry textbook Street: This is a textbook called general chemistry. Street: Not to be confused with Lieutenant chemistry or Sergeant chemistry.

#9195

4242

Oct. 6, 2021, 3:09 p.m.

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Rose: Are you guys feeling good? Class: *silence* Rose: I'm feeling good! I don't need your feedback. Rose: *jumps*