#4255

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Oct. 16, 2012, 9:28 p.m.

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//Stein is introducing probability in stat Stein: So we have two words for this. I refer to this situation as A and B being "mutually exclusive." But the book, I believe, calls it "disjoint." But I sorta thought that's what potheads try to give you, you know? Disjoint? //Class laughs Stein: That was inappropriate. I apologize. //Laughter continues Stein: You know, on second thought, I should've told that joke. You guys like that more.

#4421

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Feb. 6, 2013, 7:43 p.m.

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//Rose is showing the class his "Kiss my Asymptotes" shirt. Hakan: That's like saying "Geometry can kiss my Angle-Side-Side."

#4432

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Feb. 12, 2013, 10:24 a.m.

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Avikar: I want to be pope!

#4439

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Feb. 14, 2013, 10:36 p.m.

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Ravilious: What are the most important inventions in history? Person 1: Printing press. Person 2: Gunpowder. Adrianne : Calculus.

#4519

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April 23, 2013, 1:01 p.m.

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Pham: Good thing I not bad guy because I really be bad guy.

#4583

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Sept. 17, 2013, 5:44 p.m.

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//Discussing Newton's third law, how throwing stuff off a vehicle will get you moving Schafer: So you're in a college class, and the professor gives you some problem like this: "Say you take your girlfriend or your boyfriend for a boat ride in a pond. But, you lose your paddlers. How do you get back to land?" See, this question is just bad. Like, they want you to say something about taking off your clothes and throwing them out the boat, but you could just swim! In fact, you could probably wait a bit and eventually just drift back to shore. Billy Leete: Why don't you just throw your girlfriend out of the boat?

#4625

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Oct. 17, 2013, 11:46 a.m.

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//Prange is running back and forth across the room waving his arms Prange: I'm just a gas particle floating around! //Stein opens the door Stein: Mr. Prange, are you feeling OK? Prange: Oh no! You let the gas particle out! //Prange runs out of the room //Prange comes back a minute later Prange: Stein says I don't look like a gas particle.

#4652

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Nov. 13, 2013, 8:58 p.m.

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Street: My students are all gifted. Severely gifted. Pham: Gifted means you put something in a box and throw it away.

#4944

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May 16, 2014, 9:29 p.m.

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//Schwartz is handing out pieces of leftover FTC cookie-cake to 9th period Analysis II. Sam: I'm taking a second piece for Kejin [his girlfriend]. Schwartz: You'll give her the bigger one if you know what's good for you.

#5248

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Nov. 10, 2014, 8:46 p.m.

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//Norton on semantics Norton: So Stein really says 'arbitrary' instead of 'random'? That's so pretentious!