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Dec. 15, 2014, 10:56 p.m.

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//Stein's puzzle team David Stein had just beat Adam's puzzle team SpacePirates the night before on the puzzle contest Shinteki; David Stein beat the SpacePirates by 1 minute Stein: Do you know what another word for losing by one minute is? Adam: What? Stein: Losing.

#5342

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Dec. 26, 2014, 6:08 p.m.

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//Mariam wanted a college rec from Rose Mariam: It's due January 30. Giles: That's early, all right. Rose: It's fine because I'm going to get it done... Giles: ...on January 29? Rose: You know, I have high hopes for break. I'm going to clean my apartment, see a few movies, catch up on work...stop laughing! Giles: Do you want me to text you and remind you to do all this stuff? Rose: No, I'll remember.

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March 11, 2015, 1:01 p.m.

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//Playing with a very intractable circuit simulator in MathPhys Arjuna: I am annoyed with this! Schafer: Ok. In other news, the sun will come out tomorrow, the pope is catholic, and there's turmoil in the Middle East.

#5438

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March 30, 2015, 10 p.m.

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Mr. Street: "Ok, please explain to me - hold up a minute. Chico! I know you like asian girls. Just tell her right now that you like her. I myself have a fondness for asian ladies. But do it on your own time! And stop touching her hair for god's sake!"

#6041

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Sept. 26, 2016, 4:26 p.m.

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//Rose's logic class is getting restless at the end of the period but he's still trying to teach Rose (singing): Ninth period seniors, one foot out the door... One step closer to DEATH!

#6090

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Nov. 9, 2016, 11:54 a.m.

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//Introducing to sequences Rose: So Gauss is like one of the five smartest people ever. So he was really annoying when he was like nine. In order to shut him up, Avik Style, his teacher told him to find the sum of all numbers from 1 to 100

#6171

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Jan. 7, 2017, 10:32 p.m.

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Schafer: Bring your old tests on Monday. Jessica: What if they're in a different state? Schafer: You mean your tests are liquid?

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March 17, 2017, 5:34 p.m.

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//Cuadrado is angry at students Cuadrado: There is only one clown allowed in this classroom!...Me! Cuadrado: And only when I want to!

#6655

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Sept. 25, 2017, 12:19 p.m.

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//Grace's phone rings Pham: Is it Steven?

#6674

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Sept. 28, 2017, 6:03 p.m.

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Street: The thought of planning ahead is grotesque to you magnets.