#13495

1818

Oct. 17, 2024, 4:22 p.m.

⚐ Report

Sahu: I can just birth the baby the way I want it to be

#13507

1818

Nov. 21, 2024, 12:12 p.m.

⚐ Report

Sahu: Whoa, whoa! I do not consent to being touched by that thing!

#13542

1818

Jan. 22, 2025, 1:15 p.m.

⚐ Report

Rose: most of the entire world is a perverse mess of confusion and horror

#13543

1818

Jan. 23, 2025, 12:44 p.m.

⚐ Report

Rose: wake her up! Rose: with a swift kick Rose: to the face

#630

1717

Oct. 11, 2009, 5:23 p.m.

⚐ Report

Student: Can we do the test some other day? Anderson: Actually... Why not? We'll take the quiz on Friday. Class: Yay! Anderson: I lied. Get out a sheet of paper.

#697

1717

Oct. 15, 2009, 2:34 p.m.

⚐ Report

//talking about the European Union Swaney: Let each country run what they're good at. Germany can run the central bank. Great Britain can run the military -- not France. France can be in charge of food. And Italy. But Italy shouldn't be in charge of anything. The Spanish are in charge of parties, and the work week. And the Scandinavians are in charge of the general bureaucracy! *pauses* Is that politically correct? It's not racist -- they're all white!

#1065

1717

Dec. 6, 2009, 10:45 a.m.

⚐ Report

//In 318, a student is on blairbash Duval: Guys get your work done-oh, that thing! Some of those are hilarious!

#1082

1717

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:32 p.m.

⚐ Report

Mario: My report card says grade 12. Schafer: Your attitude says grade 9. BOOM!

#1164

1717

Dec. 15, 2009, 2:54 p.m.

⚐ Report

//talking about an alumnus Pham: I forgot her name. She Asian. Shirley: That narrows it down to about 600.

#1241

1717

Dec. 21, 2009, 4:14 p.m.

⚐ Report

//Mr. Vlasits has only a few minutes to summarize the 1920s for interdisciplinaries... Vlasits: The 1920s was a huge, 10 year long party that not everyone was invited to. The 1930s was the 10 year long hangover.