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Sept. 23, 2024, 12:07 p.m.

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//Albert got a buzz cut. It does not look good. Schafer: Hey, you go to the same barber as me!

#13497

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Oct. 21, 2024, 12:41 p.m.

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Rose: some years people get this too quickly and ask me "Mr Rose what is 'straight'" and I just have to go "oh *shit*"

#1323

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:29 a.m.

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//during the linear algebra exam Pham: (to a student) You not need watch Mario's presentation. (to Angela) But you do! Angela: What? Pham: I telling you, you have to! Angela: Mario said he's doing it at science bowl practice. Pham: Yes. Angela: I have a dentist appointment. Pham: (in a malicious tone) Oh, I can take care of your teeth. //the whole class laughs Pham: What? You know I got into dental school?

#1466

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Feb. 5, 2010, 1:49 p.m.

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Richard: (moving his arms like you know he does) Pham: Richard! Get rid of your arms!

#1732

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March 25, 2010, 11:51 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Pham, there's no homework for spring break? But Mr. Rose is giving homework and he says you two compete in giving more homework. Pham: Mr. Rose? I no play with him. He new kid only teach two year.

#1948

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May 23, 2010, 8:59 p.m.

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// Donaldson talking to juniors about taking the senior final Donaldson: "If you get an A on the senior final, you automatically get an A on your exam. You don't even have to take it! Alex C-G: Can we take the final anyway, just for fun? Donaldson: Yes, of course you can! ...you PERVERT.

#1969

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June 2, 2010, 5:04 p.m.

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Mr. Hammond: I know I'm doing a good job these days because I haven't been on Blairbash for a few months

#2183

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Sept. 23, 2010, 5:06 p.m.

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Rose: I have this 9th grader...do you know him? Alex Bourzutschky, he's hot shit //later Rose: I...mean he's SMART

#2227

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Sept. 29, 2010, 2:45 p.m.

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Mr. Swaney: I'm living in a war zone... this has just been a terrible week. And yesterday we were handing out textbooks in NSL, and we had finished, but a girl was like, [squeaky voice] "I need a new textbook." And I just said, "We don't have any more." And she was still like, "No, I really need a new textbook." You know what was there? A condom. //the class reacts Swaney: A USED condom. So we Cloroxed that thing to within an inch of its life... but I was just shocked. So shocked that I forgot to check the back of the book for a name.

#2874

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Feb. 5, 2011, 12:40 p.m.

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Balla: It's Reba the amoeba's birthday today. Her mother made her a birthday cake. Thomas: Wait, isn't she her own mother?