#11408

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Jan. 11, 2023, 10:15 a.m.

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Smolen(to Ricky): For someone so smart, I've never met someone so unaware of what's going on. // Later Smolen: Ricky, I'm concerned when you learn how to drive because I'll have to share the road with you.

#11518

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Feb. 6, 2023, 1:49 p.m.

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// Bio Pd. 8 Hannah: How do worm babies get made? Delaney: Well, two adult worms love each other very much... Hadar: And then a stork drops off the new worm? Delaney: Actually, the two worms secrete a mucus sheath between themseleves... Delaney: The two worms *share genetic information* // Delaney wiggles his eyebrows Delaney: And then one of the worms lays eggs.

#11543

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Feb. 9, 2023, 3:13 p.m.

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Smolen: The brass players get valve oil all over the cello chairs, and the stains smell. Kaden: One time I saw a white stain on the chairs.

#11561

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Feb. 13, 2023, 8:53 a.m.

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Schafer: So there's this guy Archimedes, who's sitting in a bathtub and he's about to be in big trouble with the king. Schafer: He sees the water level rising and he says "eureka" and then runs through the streets naked. Schafer: Good times.

#11644

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March 7, 2023, 11:18 a.m.

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Smolen: College is hard to get into. Smolen: Silly bastards stealing our money!

#11704

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March 21, 2023, 8:16 a.m.

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Schafer: If we were to interview 100 people about what physics equations they know... Schafer: 85 would run away, 10 would say e = mc^2, and 4 would say f = ma. Schafer: And one special person would say some special equation. Schafer: The return rate is low because most people would scream and run away.

#11773

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April 20, 2023, 8:21 a.m.

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Ostrander: Magnet students study a lot about waves, but they still don't know how to say hi to you in the morning. Schafer: That's because I control the gradebook and they're scared of me.

#11777

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April 20, 2023, 1:05 p.m.

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// French Pd. 4, our room was scheduled for MCAP testing but Madame Kanza convinces the testing teacher to move to another room // Mme. Kanza puts a big sign up on the door saying "English MCAP testing, go to room 274" // Five minutes into class, a student walks in Kanza: Are you here for English testing? Student: Yes. Kanza: Are you sure you're totally prepared? Student: I am. Kanza: I think there's something you need to review first: // Mme. Kanza opens the door and taps the sign she put up Kanza: Reading.

#11783

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April 24, 2023, 2:58 p.m.

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// Gov Pd. 9 Cirincione: So I have a mnemonic for linkage institutions. Cirincione: Media, Interest Groups, Campaigns, Elections, Polls, Parties. Cirincione: MICE PP.

#11808

1919

May 4, 2023, 8:08 a.m.

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Sahu: what can I do to get you guys to learn Faye: get us cookies like mr. rose! Sahu: mr. rose and I…are different