#10156

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March 4, 2022, 3:08 p.m.

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// talking about how pools dont allow knives and guns and stuff Rose: Not to be a crazy libertarian or anything, but more rules is more restrictions on our freedom!

#10185

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March 7, 2022, 4:14 p.m.

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Delaney: I had a professor who would bring a potato gun, and when someone fell asleep in class -- which did happen -- he would shoot the potato gun at them. Will: So your professor was an asshole? Delaney: Yeah, but he was fun. Student: Is that legal? Delaney: It's college.

#10203

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March 8, 2022, 4:22 p.m.

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Rose: Did you guys know I used to do improv comedy? Student: We should do improv comedy in class. Rose: That's what we're already doing. We do that every day.

#10355

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March 28, 2022, 9:15 a.m.

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//Analysis 1 //Sudhish is making loud duck noises while stabbing Linda's paper with a pencil. He's also hugging a duck stuffed animal Schwartz, walking over: I didn't know it made sounds like that. Sudhish: normally it does, but the battery is dead. Schwartz: Are you sure? I thought I heard it quacking Sudhish: Oh, that was me.

#10396

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April 4, 2022, 9:35 a.m.

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//Logic Rose: I think this class is fun--don't respond.

#10409

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April 4, 2022, 2:51 p.m.

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Rao: Recently vampires have been a subject of um...romance.

#10468

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April 22, 2022, 12:07 p.m.

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Lodal: Why is my daughter taking pictures of her teeth and saving it on my phone?

#10476

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April 25, 2022, 12:40 p.m.

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*Albert is discussing Japanese romance* Jason: "What's a tsundere?" Albert: "It's a girl who is hard to get." Jason: "Isn't that, like, every girl?"

#10490

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April 26, 2022, 10:26 a.m.

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// Drawn out proof that 2*3=6 Rose: I literally can't imagine anything more fun than this

#10570

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May 12, 2022, 5:05 p.m.

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Kaluta: So there was an incident. Then there was a lawsuit. Kaluta: Long story short, three years later, someone ended up paying for me to get my nose fixed by the best plastic surgeon in the world all the way in Hollywood. Kaluta: Now, I was sitting in the waiting room, wondering, "Could this guy really be the best plastic surgeon in the world?" when Leonardo DiCaprio walked in for botox. Kaluta: I bet you want to see my nose, right? // Class agrees Kaluta: Well, I'm not gonna show it to you.