#6076

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Oct. 27, 2016, 5:44 p.m.

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//PChem. Kaluta has just left after asking Pham for his mercury. Pham: You know why they never find my mercury. It's because they don't ever looking for it here. //*Aims laser pointer at ceiling tiles*

#6110

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Dec. 1, 2016, 4:14 p.m.

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//Introducing the fundamental counting principle Rose: How many trippy cat t-shirts do you have? Nick: 6 Rose: That's too many. Nick: 5 Rose: okay

#6372

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April 3, 2017, 8:09 a.m.

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//AP NSL, discussing things @ table Peter: I would just like to preface this with the fact that I do not have a speech impairment, I just got my retainers yesterday. //NSL stuff Peter: You wanna do 2 next? Stav: Sure. I would just like to preface this with the fact that I do not have a speech impairment, I'm just dumb

#6410

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May 5, 2017, 3:18 p.m.

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//Trying to pronounce "de Broglie" in math phys //Some things are spelled phonetically Jesse: I think it's de BRO-glee. Sam: I've also heard de BROY-lee and de BROY. Jesse: De BROY? Where's the G? Sam: It's French. French has a lot of silent letters. Anna: De BROY...like Detroy? Richard: What's Detroy? Anna: You know, the city. Jesse: Do you mean Detroit? Anna: Yeah, but the T is silent, isn't it? Everyone: No... Anna: I've been pronouncing it wrong this whole time? Several people: Yes. Anna: But...in that Journey song...they say Detroy! It rhymes with "boy"! Sam: No. Just...no.

#6522

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June 13, 2017, 6:11 p.m.

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Stein: I ran into one of my former students several years ago. She told me what she remembered about my class. I was hoping she'd say something meaningful, like about checking assumptions, but no. What she remembered was "No peeing on the xylophone".

#6597

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Sept. 14, 2017, 2:50 p.m.

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//James and Peter come into ESS at the same time 1 hour late Peter: Sorry we both overslept Lodal: Together?

#7011

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Dec. 5, 2017, 12:43 p.m.

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//PChem, after Infoflow Pham: During the Pledge of Allegiance, you guy need to respect the people who want to be patriotic. I look around this room and think, if the United States went to war with China right now, maybe 1 or 2 people pick up a gun and fight for America. The rest of you guy become Chinese terrorists or spies!

#7196

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Feb. 5, 2018, 1:02 p.m.

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Mr. Stein: You know what Poolesville High School is? Anyone ever hear of it? *students murmuring in agreement* Mr. Stein: It's like, in Pennsylvania. It's in Montgomery County, but it's SO far away...

#7231

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Feb. 15, 2018, 10:30 a.m.

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Grossman: They sell those Singing-grams way to cheap. 3 dollars to disrupt our precious class time? Talia: Wait. . . if everyone pooled their money, we could order like, 50 and disrupt class for like, an hour! Grossman: Yeah, but then you'd have to listen to an acapella group for like, an hour

#7317

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March 13, 2018, 2:01 p.m.

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//Stat Luke: Mr. Stein, can I go microwave my lunch? Stein: Wait where? Luke: The SAC. Stein: No that's too far. Just ... shake your lunch. That's what microwaves do.