#11622

2323

March 1, 2023, 10:13 a.m.

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Smolen: Bring a light backpack, not the 5 ton backpack magnet kids like to drag around.

#11623

2323

March 1, 2023, 12:38 p.m.

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Smolen: Have you guys never heard of twerk for Tchaikovsky?

#13064

2323

Feb. 14, 2024, 2:39 p.m.

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Klees: How is Wallops planning going? Glenn: It's...happening. Glenn: Schwartz had to come into the building today for the meeting. Glenn: Good thing he came or else he wouldn't have seen Sahu get rickrolled.

#13416

2323

Aug. 30, 2024, 7:07 a.m.

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Sahu: “barbie changes her name to ‘i hate the government’ “

#13431

2323

Sept. 6, 2024, 9:19 a.m.

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Announcement about school IDs (Pd1 ESS) Chris: This is a fascist regime Lodal: I get to be a fascist Lodal: I'm just dabbling in it Lodal: Everyone show your IDs!

#13519

2323

Dec. 10, 2024, 12:20 p.m.

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Rose: "I am a god who has a job that makes 10 dollars a week."

#1307

2121

Jan. 12, 2010, 2:31 p.m.

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Yordan: Sometimes the Mayans would sacrifice the, erm, virgin girls in the cenotes. Evan: Well, there's an easy way to avoid sacrifice, then, right? *embarrased silence*

#2122

2121

Sept. 16, 2010, 9:24 p.m.

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Stein: So you can't go faster than the speed of light? Schafer: Not without dilithium crystals and a warp core.

#2344

2121

Oct. 11, 2010, 2:20 p.m.

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Pham: Michael Jackson sleep in pure oxygen chamber! Student: Isn't that just gossip? Pham: No, some people say it true! Student: That's what gossip is...

#2408

2121

Oct. 23, 2010, 4:08 p.m.

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//Kathryn walks in late to ModSim (pd 9) after the pep rally Pham: Why you late? Kathryn: Well, I had to march back with the marching band afterwards and... Pham: No, no, you no get it. Marching band should walk faster! Kathryn: We had to wait for everyone else to- Pham: -laughing- No! Marching faster! Kathryn: What? No, we... Pham: -laughing harder- Why you try to explain? Is joke! Is funny!