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Dec. 18, 2023, 3:10 p.m.

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// Student borrows pencil from Charles for weight quiz Charles: Why won't you take the black one? *Student takes black pencil* Charles: Why did you choose the black one? *Student put black pencil back* Charles: Why didn't you choose the black one?

#12782

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Dec. 20, 2023, 10:50 a.m.

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Kian: is anyone who is sane gonna do this? Kian: i am not sane

#12786

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Dec. 20, 2023, 1:59 p.m.

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Choir: [Comes in and sings the Rudolph song] Kirk: Wow, Mr Rose doesn't care about this at all, he just want to see Agnesi Rose: ...yuh

#12792

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Dec. 21, 2023, 9:40 a.m.

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Stein: There were explicit images in the ice cubes.

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Jan. 16, 2024, 9:03 p.m.

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//At Science Bowl Regionals, they are giving out yellow shirts Lucas Kim: Those are gonna blend in with my skin!

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Jan. 18, 2024, 7:53 a.m.

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Glenn: My old lady dream is to be the one on the beach with a metal detector looking for treasure.

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Jan. 18, 2024, 7:54 a.m.

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Charles: Name something that is commonly used as a performance enhancer. Andy: Viagra! // Later Charles: Now the FDA doesn’t really care to run trials to determine the safety of something. Charles: Unless it’s like viagra because people’s things start to fall off and it’s happening to a lot of people.

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Jan. 18, 2024, 7:54 a.m.

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Delaney: When you get older, your hair gets thinner and grayer. Delaney: My hair hasn’t gotten thinner yet.

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Jan. 24, 2024, 10:21 a.m.

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// Cell organelle campaign Glenn: Next up... we have.... the cell wall! Glenn: We get to watch Chaewoon dance!

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Jan. 30, 2024, 4:09 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, january 30 "[Despicable Me character = Vector = complex numbers] is technically correct, which is the best kind of correct." "This class has Analysis 2 as a prereq. I am the only person at Blair teaching Analysis 2. How convenient." "How can I ask this question in a way that doesn't give everything away?" "You know you're really getting far in maths when they no longer treat your name as a proper noun, but write it in lowercase." "Wow, we got to this part of the lesson in 30 minutes. That's a new record. ... Don't clap for that. It's not an achievement. We just did things in a different order." "What's purple and commutes? ... An abelian grape. ... Don't laugh at that." "How can complex numbers be real if our eyes aren't real?" "Zero's just a concept. It's a state of being." "[The butterfly lemma] doesn't actually look like a butterfly -- but we pretend it does to make the person who named it happy."