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⚐ ReportRose: "If you wash the dishes, I'll give you a cookie." This is what a parent might say -- I'm a parent. Rose, later: This is a good way of parenting -- bribery. Rose, later: What if he doesn't wash the dishes, but I give him a cookie anyway? This is 21st-century parenting.
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⚐ ReportStudent: I don't like when school teachers interdate each other Student: It's like school incest. Student: like band kids don't date each other cuz of bandcest
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⚐ Report// Dino nugget Andrew Zhao: I know it's worth like 8 cents, but it was totally worth the $30.
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⚐ ReportEthan: I want to knock Ella's head off her shoulders like I'm hitting a baseball off a tee. *swings multiple times*
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⚐ ReportLodal: If they call a code purple, can we all collectively just think of it as doody brown? Lodal: I feel like purple is the wrong color for it. Lodal: don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of brown, but calling it doody brown gives it a different connotation //later Lodal: poo poo
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⚐ ReportGlenn: Rabies vaccine can be very unpleasant. You can get it in the stomach, thigh, and butt. Yongle: I'll take it from the butt.
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⚐ Report//chaotic rose anthology, september 19 "'Do not touch your students.' 'Do not drink with your students.'" "Cross-Country is the closest sport we have at Blair to soccer for four-year-olds." "You'll just have to surrender to Fitch-style proofs." "Yes, you have to do this, just because I said so, sorry, not sorry." "Just a few days ago, or a few weeks ago, when we were all mere children ..." "You all will need to be savants of propositional logic -- which is actually not that hard."