#4031

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March 13, 2012, 9:07 p.m.

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Rose: So say John doesn't know whether iguanas have sex standing up or lying down.

#4047

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March 17, 2012, 7:02 p.m.

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// A student is trying to bring a box into room 319. Pham is standing in the doorway. Pham: Is that for me? Student: No... Pham: Is it cake? Student: No... Pham: Then it no come in here. Student: Why do you want cake? We gave you pie yesterday. Pham: Yesterday was pie day. Today is cake day!

#4055

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March 22, 2012, 12:55 p.m.

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//World, talking about why everyone can't just have the job they want Lowell: If everyone is like, "I want to paint," it's like, "Cool, but now we have no food."

#4083

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April 14, 2012, 12:48 a.m.

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Jacob: I've found that I don't need to tell jokes myself for everyone to hear them anymore. See what you do is, you tell the joke to Patrick, and he immediately goes about the room telling it to everyone. I suck at delivery anyways.

#4092

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April 18, 2012, 2:37 p.m.

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Philip: How many successful people do you know with names ending in -iqua? Viju: How many successful people do you know names beginning with de? Thomas: de Broglie...

#4093

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April 18, 2012, 5:43 p.m.

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Rachel: Ugh Skrillex... he just rubs me in the wrong direction... Viju: Don't you mean he "wubs" you the in the wrong direction?

#4117

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April 30, 2012, 7:28 p.m.

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//At the science expo in DC //Viju sticks his hand in a mini tornado. It breaks up into a cloud. Viju: I BROKE A TORNADO! //Sam waits for the tornado to reform. Sticks his hand in, pulls it back out. Sam: Viju, I don't think my hand is in Kansas anymore...

#4191

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Sept. 10, 2012, 6:24 p.m.

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Pham (during a powerpoint): By the way, anyone know what going on?

#4308

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Nov. 15, 2012, 6:59 p.m.

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Anderson: So just write down whatever Bigger ate in this section. Student 1 (whispering): Bigger had sex with Bessie.. does that mean he ate.. Student 2: Just shut up.

#4337

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Nov. 30, 2012, 9:03 p.m.

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//Dvorsky is explaining depth-first paths Dvorsky: So if I go here, I can't get to Huey, and here, I can't get to Huey, but if I go here...(walks down the aisle to Matt)...I can get to Huey! Class: But that's not Huey. Student: What does the algorithm say to do now!? Hannah: Cry. Cry hard.