#2638

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Dec. 3, 2010, 7:48 p.m.

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Reckson: Avoid Theresa like the plague, because she has castration on her mind, and I fear the worst. //walks away hurriedly

#2645

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Dec. 7, 2010, 4:37 p.m.

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Moose: Ireland is in the toilet. Greece is in the toilet. Spain is in the toilet. Italy is getting close to the toilet.

#2648

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Dec. 8, 2010, 8:57 p.m.

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Stein: Here is an explanation so you can understand this... phenomenon. Theresa/Savannah/Tyler: Doo doooo doodoo doo. Stein: quiet...

#2669

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Dec. 14, 2010, 2:10 p.m.

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Rory: (sharpening pencil) Giles: (waiting) Rory: (still sharpening pencil) Giles: (getting impatient) Rory: (Still sharpening pencil) Giles: Rory!! Your pencil doesn't have to be sharp enough to murder someone!

#2680

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Dec. 15, 2010, 4:45 p.m.

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Moose: Curb your anger, dammit!

#2681

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Dec. 15, 2010, 5:43 p.m.

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Shirley: I've never wanted to do this before in my life -- and I know this sounds bad out of context -- but I really want to suck on this thing!

#2705

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Dec. 21, 2010, 5:46 p.m.

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Visiting Magnet Alumnus: Yeah, I took the [school] bus from Wood this morning. Schafer: I bet the driver looked at you and just went 'just another magnet kid.'  I could ride the bus from there, and they'd probably say 'Just another magnet kid.'

#2742

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Jan. 3, 2011, 8:28 p.m.

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//Talking about substitutes for cursing in school Fillman: A better one is "Shut the front door!". Though the best one is "DAAAAMAGE!", it's so satisfying. PG cursing.

#2744

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Jan. 4, 2011, 12:56 p.m.

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//Megan hands Jessica two washers, one extremely large washer and one extremely small washer Megan: Jessica, which washer is heavier? //Jessica takes about 30 seconds to decide Jessica: This one. (points at larger washer)

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Jan. 25, 2011, 7:12 p.m.

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//Quickly doing the MoCo lab safety quiz (out loud) Student: You have cut yourself - Schafer: Now why did you do that?  Please, don't cut yourself in this class!  I don't care if you're emo, I just don't want there to be blood! //and later Student: Someone you know is on fire - Schafer: And that too!  Don't do that either!  You should have no reason to set yourself on fire!