#12006

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Aug. 1, 2023, 5:08 p.m.

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//ryan misreads back of Karen's sweatershirt Ryan: does that say C-U-M? Karen: you mean the juice with fishies in it? Brayden & Ryan: what? Karen: Didn't you guys take health?

#12014

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Aug. 28, 2023, 12:19 p.m.

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// Talking about trip from Ecuador Glenn: This boy was following me and he asked me where I was from. Glenn: I said "the United States" and he was like "no, no you're not." Glenn: He said that I was from the ocean and that I was a mermaid.

#12155

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Sept. 19, 2023, 12:29 p.m.

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Hammond: what be a pirate’s favorite element? Alex Bidwell: Arrr-gon! Hammond: no! ‘tis an easy question! it be gold! Kirk (normal voice): idiot

#12179

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Sept. 21, 2023, 9:34 a.m.

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Schafer: I'm going to teach you all the physics that Mr. Ostrander knows. Schafer: It won't take long. *writes F=ma on the board* Schafer: That's it.

#12219

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Sept. 29, 2023, 10:47 a.m.

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Lodal: Emotionally priceless but economically worthless. That's what children are.

#12251

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Oct. 4, 2023, 6:27 p.m.

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//Innovation about PSAT day, advising students to eat a good breakfast Rose: There's no picture for breakfast. That's sad. //Rose advances the slide; a picture of breakfast pops up Rose: Oh! I spoke too soon! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause

#12264

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Oct. 6, 2023, 9:26 a.m.

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Diego: So you're telling me the only thing stopping me from touching a hot stove is pesky sensory neurons?

#12312

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Oct. 13, 2023, 2:49 p.m.

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// asher walks into 9th period 15 minutes late with a smoothie and sandwich from tropical smoothie cafe Asher: sorry I got lost

#12418

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Oct. 30, 2023, 10:47 a.m.

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Smolen: I was in college when I learned that Alaska was not an island, and was actually attached to Canada.

#12449

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Nov. 3, 2023, 3:10 p.m.

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// Combined SRP with Bosse and Delaney Bosse: I have a message from Kaluta! Kaluta(from phone): Get to work!