#11546

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Feb. 9, 2023, 5:36 p.m.

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Seat: Once I was at a table with other teachers, and one of them saw me eating with chopsticks, and said "oh, I've been to Japan!" and started lecturing about Japan stuff Seat: I didn't want to embarrass her, saying "I lived in Japan for 20 years."

#11565

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Feb. 13, 2023, 1:36 p.m.

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Delaney: My wife decided she wanted another child and I was like, "Okay!" Delaney: And we didn't even try to do it the old-fashioned way because we already knew we weren't good at that. Delaney: So we did the whole process again, and we were PUPO, but it didn't work. // Delaney proceeds to say "PUPO" again another 5 times over the next few minutes

#11612

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Feb. 27, 2023, 12:43 p.m.

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Schwartz: Your exam will be on march 6 and 7. Schwartz: I keep thinking: "there's something happening on march 6 and 7, but I can't remember what it is." Schwartz: I remembered this morning -- that's the day the yoghurt I was eating expires. Schwartz: We can take an exam on the day my yoghurt expires.

#11633

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March 3, 2023, 9:04 a.m.

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Stein: Hey, let's stop calling it minus and start calling it arc-plus.

#11642

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March 7, 2023, 7:56 a.m.

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Schafer: My son Matthew would always ask why the other cars were going forward when I reversed my car. Schafer: Teaching a 2 year old relativity is tricky.

#11707

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March 21, 2023, 1:45 p.m.

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Delaney: Yes. Slay. Right.

#11731

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April 5, 2023, 10:16 p.m.

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Schwartz: “Quizzes aren’t hard if you just get the questions right.”

#11752

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April 17, 2023, 12:39 p.m.

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Rose: it’s boring if this river is made of water. our cows will just cross it. so what’s our river made of? *after writing down a couple of suggestions* Rose: let’s stop before this goes any farther Rose: okay, so we’ve got our river of lava, meat, blood, and…uh, limbs Rose: …this may be too far already

#11770

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April 19, 2023, 12:27 p.m.

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Rose: if i were a biology teacher, i would just like do math all the time

#11784

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April 25, 2023, 10:20 a.m.

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Stein: Now time for an example, and remember, all my examples were current events two years ago. Stein: "In an April 14-15 poll of 1318 North Carolina voters, a Public Policy Polling poll found the presidential race a toss-up, with Vice President Biden" Stein: now President Biden Stein: "leading President Trump" Stein: now Defendant Trump Stein: "by 48%-47%." class starts laughing Stein: That's just a fact. It's not a political statement.