#9228

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Oct. 24, 2021, 3:29 p.m.

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// Duval's class is watching a demonstration of the floating paperclips on water lab Duval: You're so much better at this than my 3rd period Duval: I had five kids trying to float clips and they couldn't manage to get any to stay Duval: It was starting to turn into the setup of a joke Duval: Like, "How many magnet kids does it take to float a paperclip on the surface of water?"

#9270

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Nov. 5, 2021, 7:59 a.m.

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Delaney: Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species. You can remember this with "King Phillip Came Over For Great Spaghetti". Delaney: There's another version of this where you could replace that last word. Starts with an S, ends with "ex". Class: *silence, distant crickets*

#9291

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Nov. 7, 2021, 8:26 p.m.

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Street: I was once at this job where my supervisor told me to do hard drugs Student: Did you actually do them? Street: No *glares*, but at the time I sort of wish I did

#9311

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Nov. 10, 2021, 1:27 p.m.

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// After discussing some serious shit Duval: I love to live in my happy bubble of ignorance and pretend that all of you are perfect little angels.

#9348

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Nov. 12, 2021, 10:09 a.m.

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Subayi: This class must be very boring. // Students enthusiastically nod their heads Subayi: I don't know why you're taking it. Student: We have to take two years of a language Subayi: Go, take Spanish instead. Maybe that will be more interesting.

#9536

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Dec. 7, 2021, 1:04 p.m.

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rose: in dcps it’s like a common thing that you have to wear a uniform rose: today my daughter got to wear a pink sparkly princess dress sparkles tiara tutu cape wants thing

#9611

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Dec. 13, 2021, 2:38 p.m.

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// Start of class, Rao p9 Rao: Last night I found a bunch of little bloody teeth.

#9726

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Jan. 10, 2022, 4:50 p.m.

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//Duval explains the rapid tests Duval: Other than that you're not peeing on it, it's mostly the same as a pregnancy test ... which is an analogy that will hopefully be lost on most of you. //later Andy: What happens if I pee on it? Duval: ... probably nothing? But don't pee on it! Andy: Alright, I know what I'm doing tonight.

#9727

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Jan. 10, 2022, 4:53 p.m.

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//about John Kim Jack: If he told me he was Rose's adopted son, I'd believe him.

#9747

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Jan. 13, 2022, 12:22 p.m.

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// Someone smoked weed in the bathroom during lunch, smell is spreading everywhere Foster: Yeah, the ventilation is causing the smell to spread. Foster(referring to me): And you guys are congregating very close to the air vents.