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Sept. 22, 2009, 8:39 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: Ms. Piper hate it when people read SparkNote. She old-fashioned.

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Oct. 12, 2009, 7:12 p.m.

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//doing a practice problem with mixtures of urine and water Theresa: Our cross country coach said we need to be more hydrated and drink so much we can read through our urine. Stein: Has anyone actually tried that? Theresa: Well, some people claim they did. Stein: And did it work? Theresa: They said it did! Stein: That's kind of impressive. The thing is though, we're ignoring the whole issue of asparagus.

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Oct. 22, 2009, 6:49 p.m.

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Templin: I'm looking for the 10 best reasons to come to the Magnet. Any suggestions? Student: You get to be with your type! Schafer: Ha, yes, obviously. Wait, what is your type? ... Actually, no. I don't want to know.

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Dec. 1, 2009, 7:39 p.m.

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(Swaney imitating a student from NSL): What! There's a test today, I didn't know there is a test ... you got any lotion? *CompGov students proceed to say this would never really happen* *Hannah walks in* Hannah: Wait! There's a quiz today ... I thought it was next week!! ... Hey does anyone have any lotion? Swaney: See!!

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Dec. 4, 2009, 8:13 a.m.

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//some students in Comp Meff have not completed Analysis IB, and others have yet to complete AP Calculus AB A. Pham: Guys, we doing the quiz now! Students: Quiz? Pham: Derivative quiz! Some of you may be at the disadvantage, but just doing it!

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Dec. 17, 2009, 1:37 p.m.

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Whitacre: Tiger Woods' gospel: do unto them as often as possible.

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Jan. 12, 2010, 9:10 a.m.

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Piper: The freshman have apoplexy every time they see backpacks. "AHH! THERE'S A BACKPACK! THERE'S A BACKPACK! WHAT SHOULD I DO?"

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Jan. 12, 2010, 11:37 a.m.

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Schafer: About 80% of the teams were as dumb as bricks, and believe me, I've seen some smart bricks!

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Jan. 19, 2010, 9:51 p.m.

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Moose: What has existed throughout all of Russian history? Theresa: Vodka!

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March 9, 2010, 8:08 p.m.

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Mr. Verock: Everything on the board has a meaning. Except that part over there... Apparently I'm a zombie.