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Feb. 28, 2024, 9:47 a.m.

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Glenn: When I was having dinner with 10 people in Ecuador, I saw a grasshopper roughly this size [6 inches or so] Glenn: This is why my friends dad calls me "gringa loca" Glenn: Because when the grasshopper flew into the middle of the table, 9 people ran away screaming Glenn: I walked closer and caught it in my hands.

#13133

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Feb. 28, 2024, 10:21 a.m.

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Bosse: Take a look at all of the guys in the room. Bosse: They all look pretty good. Bosse: But guys only have 1 X chromosome!

#13138

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Feb. 29, 2024, 1:09 p.m.

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Pundzak: Make sure to stab and twist, right? Didn't your dad teach you that?

#13142

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March 1, 2024, 12:10 p.m.

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Glenn: How do you guys spell this sound? *Glenn makes huge inhaling/sighing sound* Student: I think it's "hhhhhhhhhh"

#13143

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March 1, 2024, 12:40 p.m.

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Glenn: Jan van Kessel, who is this guy? Student: I did research on his stepdaughter! Student: She started a virgin drawing club.

#13155

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March 5, 2024, 10:47 a.m.

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// Nobody in class can recognize what an amino acid is Bosse: Oh my god. Bosse: Why are they paying me so much money? Bosse: It's a waste of money!

#13160

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March 6, 2024, 2:20 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Did you know that if Stalin and Hitler kissed, their mustaches wouldn't touch?

#13178

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March 11, 2024, 12:51 p.m.

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Hart: People look at me! Hart: I promise I'm more interesting than your phones right now.

#13184

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March 13, 2024, 8:23 a.m.

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// AOA Test 1 Review Packet Grace Das Varma: The blank scheme places... Arjun R: The Ponzi Scheme!

#13222

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March 20, 2024, 1:34 p.m.

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Delaney: You can’t please people, Jeremy!