#7133

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Jan. 19, 2018, 11:37 a.m.

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//Pham walks into pd 8 calculus holding a giant wrapped chocolate bar with two bites out of it Pham: I don't believe this! I left my chocolate on the table and the mice got it!

#7155

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Jan. 28, 2018, 11:13 a.m.

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//at CMIMC Student announcer person: We have an Escape-the-Room! //cue "ooh"s from audience Student announcer person: We have an integration bee! //cue murmurs from the audience Student announcer person: We have a contest event where you can win iPads! //cue "OOOOH"s from audience Student announcer person: Take that, HMMT.

#7189

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Feb. 2, 2018, 1:39 p.m.

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//Kiddos playing melee Kramer: Are you guys literally playing Melee? Kramer: I thought this was a real class Nick: Do you play melee? Kramer: Do I play melee? I'm 25, I grew up on melee //Hands him a controller

#7215

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Feb. 12, 2018, 9:42 a.m.

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//Whitacre hands out a reading //A little later, Whitacre looks at Shwetha’s desk Whitacre: Where’s your reading? //Shwetha picks out a packet from the bottom of a pile of papers on her desk Whitacre: After just several seconds, it’s at the very bottom of the pile! It’s like a card trick-- whup! Here it is, at the bottom!

#7258

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Feb. 22, 2018, 1:38 p.m.

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//Klein calling on people. He points at Eli. Klein: You! Eli: I was in your class last semester. You know my name. Klein: Ah, I do know your name. White boy!

#7265

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Feb. 24, 2018, 10:10 p.m.

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Mrs. Duval: Hey Alex, when you broke that last board, it looked like a piece of it hit Michael. Alex: No, no it didn't. Mrs. Duval: But it looked like it did. I was sitting right in front. I got a side view. Alex: Eh. He walked off. He's fine.

#7288

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March 2, 2018, 9:49 a.m.

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//While thinking about how to solve a statistics problem Noah Singer: wait, okay... okay... First off, I need a tambourine.

#7482

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May 9, 2018, 8:32 p.m.

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//pd 9 AI, Mark was at a game yesterday Piper: Mark we missed you! Mark: Sorry, I thought I was going to be here but then I wasn't. Piper: It's alright. There was a party, and Margaritas were served.

#8731

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Nov. 11, 2020, 2:51 p.m.

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Blake: Come on people, do you like bread? Blake: Warm bread? Right out of the oven? // Later Blake: I like bread -- a little too much.

#8733

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Nov. 12, 2020, 10:11 a.m.

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Kirk: Think about why this -- is ... brilliant. Kirk: I do not claim to be brilliant, by the way. // Later Kirk: Think about why this is *genius*!