#5561

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Oct. 1, 2015, 5:25 p.m.

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Student: What about tomorrow? Rose: Tomorrow is a half day. 2 4 8 6 5 ... (incoherent muttering) Agh! That means I have to get to work at 8:15!?

#5579

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Oct. 14, 2015, 12:39 p.m.

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Mr. Gabaree: They know exactly who you are, how many people live in your house, who lives with you, your entire life

#5584

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Oct. 16, 2015, 10:19 p.m.

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//Precalc with Giles. Learning about sinusoidal graphs. Giles: I'm going to say a bad word now. [Pauses dramatically.] //The class holds its breath. Giles: Degrees.

#5600

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Oct. 27, 2015, 4:25 p.m.

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//Mr. Street instructs the class to hold up the amount of fingers in their group number. He ends off with "1" and holds up one finger. Student: Wait, what group am I in again? //Mr. Street facepalms with his finger

#5637

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Nov. 11, 2015, 10:24 p.m.

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Student: So if you plant 75 trees, each tree will generate -12 apples? Giles: Yes. When the owner goes shopping for apples, when he gets back, they all disintegrate.

#5651

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Nov. 19, 2015, 6:08 p.m.

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//Mr. Street looks over at Niles Street: Hmm... white boy... white boy... white boy... Street: NILES! Go get Kevin from the computer room!

#5664

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Nov. 25, 2015, 3:32 p.m.

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Schwartz: Definite and indefinite integrals are totally unrelated. Just like flammable and inflammable mean the opposite things.

#5677

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Dec. 3, 2015, 2 p.m.

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Rose: I'm sharp because I got good sleep tonight

#5681

44

Dec. 5, 2015, 6:25 p.m.

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//Mr. Ostrander lecturing the 8th graders applying for CAP Ostrander: You all are lucky and unlucky. You're lucky that you get to leave earlier than the other kids. You're unlucky that you don't get to take the math portion of the test.

#5736

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Jan. 13, 2016, 6:05 p.m.

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//Before a small test Davis: Take out any murderous weapons such as knives and... Kevin: Don't tell anyone, I still have my knife here.