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March 30, 2015, 8:41 a.m.

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//talking about March madness brackets Stein: The Mad Ballers' model-picking strategy worked pretty well for them. They didn't win, though. Dallas: They still did better than us. Stein: Yeah, well I think the little chihuahua who lives next door to me could have done better than you.

#5492

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May 21, 2015, 7:34 a.m.

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//While finishing the Sports Stat paper on the last day of class, Vijay is disagreeing about whether or not to include a particular variable in the analysis. //Bendeguz and Dennis are adamant about Vijay's opposition. Bendeguz: Vijay, a nation cannot be divided in times of war. Vijay: (pause) unless it's the civil war.

#5507

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June 1, 2015, 10:54 p.m.

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Klein: "Look at Blair Boulevard: people just going like 'YOLO,' slapping each other--"

#5561

44

Oct. 1, 2015, 5:25 p.m.

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Student: What about tomorrow? Rose: Tomorrow is a half day. 2 4 8 6 5 ... (incoherent muttering) Agh! That means I have to get to work at 8:15!?

#5579

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Oct. 14, 2015, 12:39 p.m.

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Mr. Gabaree: They know exactly who you are, how many people live in your house, who lives with you, your entire life

#5584

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Oct. 16, 2015, 10:19 p.m.

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//Precalc with Giles. Learning about sinusoidal graphs. Giles: I'm going to say a bad word now. [Pauses dramatically.] //The class holds its breath. Giles: Degrees.

#5600

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Oct. 27, 2015, 4:25 p.m.

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//Mr. Street instructs the class to hold up the amount of fingers in their group number. He ends off with "1" and holds up one finger. Student: Wait, what group am I in again? //Mr. Street facepalms with his finger

#5637

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Nov. 11, 2015, 10:24 p.m.

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Student: So if you plant 75 trees, each tree will generate -12 apples? Giles: Yes. When the owner goes shopping for apples, when he gets back, they all disintegrate.

#5651

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Nov. 19, 2015, 6:08 p.m.

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//Mr. Street looks over at Niles Street: Hmm... white boy... white boy... white boy... Street: NILES! Go get Kevin from the computer room!

#5664

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Nov. 25, 2015, 3:32 p.m.

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Schwartz: Definite and indefinite integrals are totally unrelated. Just like flammable and inflammable mean the opposite things.