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June 6, 2024, 12:53 p.m.

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Michael: swimming is so easy. you just stick one arm after another in the water. if you can't swim, you deserve to drown.

#13647

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Oct. 15, 2025, 2:51 p.m.

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Grossman: You could be a Harvard meth guy, or a Moco community college meth guy. Grossman: Either way you're a meth guy

#13666

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Nov. 10, 2025, 6 p.m.

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Rose: What's tomorrow after school? Someone: TACOOOOOOO TUESDAYYYYY!!!

#13702

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Dec. 17, 2025, 2:33 p.m.

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Evan: Yuz, what do you know about Zoink?

#13713

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Jan. 16, 2026, 5:17 p.m.

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Charles: Some of y'all parents be askin' why my kid short when they're like [super short] Charles: If your parents are short, you gon' be short // McMahon walks in McMahon: Unless your dad's actually the mailman

#13722

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Feb. 13, 2026, 7:55 a.m.

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Stelzner: I saw Grace looking up the definition of patriot. What is the definition of patriot Grace: Someone who loves and supports their country. Stelzner: Do you love and support your country Grace: No. Stelzner: Aww... // Class laughs

#13735

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March 10, 2026, 8:27 a.m.

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Mr. Losekamp: "You are just an NPC in everybody else's life

#13757

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May 23, 2026, 10:41 p.m.

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// Student telling Oldham about how Araujo is restricting bathroom passes to 3 times per semester. He thinks student is talking about Cuadrado. Oldham: Oh so there's TWO of them now? Oldham: We can do a cage fight. 2 on 1. I'll still win.

#43

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May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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Rose: Prepare to get the worst grade you ever got on a math quiz //just before handing back the first quiz

#54

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May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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You shouldn't be able to use the quadratic formula until you've proved it like 6 or 7 times by completing the square. ~Mr. Rose