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Sept. 12, 2023, 3:08 p.m.

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Jacobs: What happens if you cheat? Student: You get a zero Jacobs: For the rest of your life, every night, as you go to sleep, you will remember that you are a dirty cheater, with poor ethics and morals. Jacobs: That's the worst I can do. ... I'll also give you a zero, but that's not as bad.

#12112

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Sept. 13, 2023, 12:49 p.m.

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Mather: want to meet that cute man?

#12141

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Sept. 16, 2023, 3:13 p.m.

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Rose: that's not a trapezoid, unless you're depraved

#12154

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Sept. 19, 2023, 12:25 p.m.

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Kirk: mr. Hammond, you haven’t drawn a pink elephant on the board in a while! Hammond (pirate voice): elephants do not be swimming in the briny deep! Hammond: they do be swimming though. Hammond: I have seen it on my travels!

#12166

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Sept. 20, 2023, 11:26 a.m.

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Justin: Thank you for your milk, Gerald Justin: You have no idea how much I've missed his milk

#12177

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Sept. 21, 2023, 8:48 a.m.

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Kirk: I will eat this chicken sandwich if there is less than 1000 grams of mold on it. Kirk: I mean, two pounds is fine, right? You weight lifters know how much two pounds is, not that much. //later Kirk: So, we reach out to Bill Nye... and he dips [my chicken sandwich] in radioactive waste. Kirk: The mold no longer grows. It has a half-life of 6 days. Kirk: The sandwich was a very well-made sandwich. Radioactive waste can't mess it up. A chicken sandwich! //later Kirk: So it would take 20 days for the chicken sandwich to get to 1000g of mold, at which point I am willing to eat it. Student: Wouldn't it be easier to make another chicken sandwich? Kirk: No. It is a good chicken sandwich!

#12182

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Sept. 21, 2023, 3:13 p.m.

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Rose: ruh-ref yourself into doing it on a pencil and paper

#12187

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Sept. 21, 2023, 4:37 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, september 21 "But I am not an 8th-grade Geometry teacher. I am Euclid." "This is why I don't let juniors take this class. Things get crazy. We're going to the Absurd World." "Now, Fitch-style proofs to the rescue!" "Fitch-style proofs aren't just for this class. You can do them for the rest of your life." "This is a proof-by-cases, inside a proof-by-contradiction, inside a conditional proof. There's no reason to be scared. This is just what's going on." "Angela saved me there. I'll remember that forever." "His name is Viktor Blasjo. I love him. He and I are Twitter friends." "[Ancient Greece] was like unending argument at a school board meeting."

#12231

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Oct. 2, 2023, 4:01 p.m.

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Substitute: I'm gonna take attendance, maybe 10 years from now -- I mean, 10 minutes from now.

#12239

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Oct. 3, 2023, 8:45 p.m.

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Rose: The Law of Ones states that if you have a nice teacher, (x - 1) and (x + 1) will be factors Also Rose: *gives an equation where (x - 1) and (x + 1) are not factors*