#6517

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June 13, 2017, 7:24 a.m.

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Chervenak: Oh no! Haddad is touching my Jewish balls!

#6521

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June 13, 2017, 12:23 p.m.

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Carl: Just cuz I eat poppy bagels half the week doesn't mean I'm- Carl: Oh wait

#6529

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June 23, 2017, 1:15 p.m.

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Ryan Cho: "Like, with enough cheese, you can sedate someone"

#6612

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Sept. 19, 2017, 10:51 a.m.

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Whitacre: Jewish people will have a legitimate excuse for missing school. The rest of you guys can say, "Thank you for the Jewish thing!"

#6663

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Sept. 26, 2017, 9:26 p.m.

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Schwartz: You can't spontaneously generate cars. Well, I shouldn't demotivate my students. I can't spontaneously generate cars, but you guys can do anything you believe.

#6727

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Oct. 6, 2017, 12:46 p.m.

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//while talking about thesis statements or something Ms. Manuel: of course child abuse is a problem Ms. Manuel: You can't just go around saying "Child abuse isn't a problem, child abuse is great! I like child abuse!"

#6924

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Nov. 13, 2017, 7:08 p.m.

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//Period 4 Anal B //working on integration problems Noah: The thing I like about negative sign errors is that if I make two then they cancel out

#6926

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Nov. 14, 2017, 9:18 a.m.

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*Matthew, looking around for tissues* Matthew: WHAT SORT OF PRIMITIVE CLASSROOM DOESN'T HAVE TISSUES?!

#6940

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Nov. 15, 2017, 7:21 p.m.

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//talking about mistakes that students make Street: And don't think I made up that mistake. I know about it by watching magnet students fail ... and cackling while they do so.

#6960

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Nov. 20, 2017, 8:12 a.m.

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Bosse: Is anyone done with the problems on the back? Student1: Yeah Bosse; ~GASP~ Someone answered me?? Most the time I'm talking to myself!