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Oct. 30, 2011, 1:53 p.m.

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Thomas: It won't burn you if you juggle it.

#3763

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Nov. 8, 2011, 10:42 a.m.

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//When discussing point deductions for sleeping kids during presentations Daniel: Can we just have Sylvia go around and slap everyone awake? Duval: No, we will not be hosting Slapsgiving in here. That's right, I make up words.

#3775

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Nov. 12, 2011, 8:59 a.m.

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//In SGA office Patrice: Hey, I dont have my book, can you fill me in on what happened? Neel: Yeah, so basically the major events were how he killed Mary, cut her head off and threw her into the furnace. Eric: And how he killed Bessie and threw her down an airshaft. Patrice: What the hell? Why does he do all this stuff? Neel: You think that God will be angry with him? Patrice: Yeah, man, he will be struck down by God. //At that very moment the head of a blazer falls and strikes Patrice on the head Patrice: Owww... Neel: Looks like you were the one who got struck down

#3787

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Nov. 16, 2011, 6:55 p.m.

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Swaney: Sarah Palin is a media whore. That's just who she is!

#3798

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Nov. 21, 2011, 5:30 p.m.

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Raanan: I can't do the splits anymore. //Raanan pretends to cry Jacob Kirkendall: Welcome to manhood!

#3847

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Dec. 12, 2011, 4:52 p.m.

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Rose: Now we are going to perform this piece of algebra with no vegetable analogue.

#3862

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Dec. 21, 2011, 6:24 p.m.

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//Rose's phone rings in the middle of class; he doesn't know who it is Rose:[slowly] DON'T CALL ME! //class laughs Rose: Yeah, its probably the democrats again.

#3872

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Jan. 3, 2012, 8:04 p.m.

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Boettcher: I spent hundreds of dollars on my two year old, and you know what her favorite present was? The sticks and stones outside!

#4022

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March 6, 2012, 9:40 p.m.

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Balla: Don't pretend to be tolerant and then make fun of people with hair on their ears.

#4046

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March 16, 2012, 7:08 p.m.

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Teacher: When Stein and I were still married...