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#1988

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June 9, 2010, 10:05 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose made a Geometer's Sketchpad program where people, or rather points A-L, in a race start at one foci of an ellipse. They must touch a point on the ellipse and then the other foci. The first one to touch the other foci wins. Mr. Rose: Oh look A's so gonna win--oh no, maybe D-, no wait, B is DEFINITELY gonna, wait, where did J come from, or even C, oh D's making a comeback and it's gonna wi--oh wait, no, they all tied. Mr. Rose: Let's try this again.

#1992

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June 10, 2010, 5:32 p.m.

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//Rose trying to do an inequality proof by induction Rose: Don't tell me what to do, Loomis. Don't rub it in, let me do it myself!

This after "Don't pull a Loomis" had been a common phrase the semester before. Math changes people.

functions, rose, freshmen, loomis

#1996

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June 10, 2010, 5:40 p.m.

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//Talking about a graph Pham: You ask why it going down? It not going down! ...Ok it going down. Uh, it's the slope.

#2017

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June 24, 2010, 9:02 a.m.

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Rose: The line is just pooping out little similar triangles. Like a rabbit. //explaining why slope is constant on a line

#2036

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Sept. 1, 2010, 8:34 p.m.

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//Pointing at 'Seismography' on list of ModSim applications Pham: This is really bad, they cannot predicting it...however, they still doing it.

#2040

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Sept. 2, 2010, 10:32 a.m.

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Mr. Boettcher: Did you just kill something over there? Cy: Yeah. Boettcher: Was it big or small? Cy: Small. Boettcher: Flying thing or crawling thing? Cy: Flying thing. Boettcher: That's not too bad.

#2067

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Sept. 5, 2010, 9:30 p.m.

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//Cao is falling asleep Duval: CAO! It's like you're the new Michael [Zhang]! (looking at Michael) I just don't get it, why are you so awake this year? Michael: Huh? Student: Eh, he's spacing. Same difference.

#2070

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Sept. 7, 2010, 3:53 p.m.

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//Going over safety quiz Mr. Boettcher: A fire starts in the laboratory. A student notifies the teacher. What should the student do next? The answer is D: follow the teacher's directions... And if I tell you to sacrifice yourself for the betterment of the class, that's what you'll do.

#2071

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Sept. 7, 2010, 4 p.m.

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//Explaining the distinction between authority and actual power Mr. Swaney: [Russian President] Medvedev could rule Russia with an iron fist; he could dismiss Putin tomorrow if he wanted to.      Putin's got the Russian Mafia behind him, Medvedev would fall out of a window the next day. So Medvedev has the authority, Putin has the Mafia.

Oh, yes, we know how much Russians love defenestration: http://blairbash.org/516

swaney, russia

#2072

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Sept. 7, 2010, 4:11 p.m.

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Mr. Swaney: Something like six candidates from other parties in Russia have fallen out of window... or gone down in plane crashes.