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Nov. 18, 2009, 7:21 p.m.

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Student: Wait, so they use heat to power church organs? o-o (after demonstration with a pipe and a blowtorch) Schafer: No, they use a..I mean, yes! There's a little man inside that goes, "YOU WANT TO SEE?!" *blowtorch*

#915

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Nov. 23, 2009, 5:41 p.m.

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Ravilious: Don't pack up before the bell rings. It's not good for my ego.

#918

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Nov. 23, 2009, 7:35 p.m.

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Templin: “I think if I had banged my head one more time against the windshield I would have been a math teacher.”

#928

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Nov. 23, 2009, 7:38 p.m.

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Rose: “I don’t know how banks work in the real world. That’s why I work at a high school. I’m scared of the real world.”

#960

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Nov. 24, 2009, 8:20 p.m.

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//In comp gov, during Jacob's presentation Swaney: I went to China and met Diana's sister in a Starbucks. Jacob: I met Diana's sister when I went to her house! Swaney: Just one more thing we have in common.

#961

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Nov. 24, 2009, 8:34 p.m.

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//Math Phys is being noisy Schafer: Stop! Stop! Schafer: ... hammertime!

#981

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Nov. 25, 2009, 9:39 p.m.

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Mr. Freeman: I can't be President, I'm bald!

#1019

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Dec. 3, 2009, 9:49 a.m.

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//Stein is playing Calculus the Musical Burger: Wait, Mr. Stein, do the limits of integration have to be constant? Stein: Listen to the song, Burger!

#1034

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Dec. 3, 2009, 9:42 p.m.

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//When asked how he burned the edges of his English creative project Joseph: With a lighter...and my foot, for stamping it out when the burning got out of hand. Which was like, every page.

#1039

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Dec. 4, 2009, 7:56 a.m.

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Hammond: The one who's blond or the one who's Latina? Shirley: Not blond. Hammond: Then the one with the Latina name. Jacob: As opposed to the blond name? Hammond: Stop being smart.