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May 31, 2009, 11:48 p.m.

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//when asked what the can things in his classroom were Schafer: There are 2 ways to describe those things. Option 1 is the best attempt at making Stirling engines the thermo class could do. Option 2 is epic failures, since about zero of them work.

#391

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June 1, 2009, 9:46 p.m.

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Dr. Witte: "How many liters is in that hemisphere?" Ethan: "Uh... 240 or so?" Dr. Witte: "Ethan, you don't know what a liter is, do you?" *Silence*

#449

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June 21, 2009, 12:24 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: Your calculator, the black box, it's God-given magic.

#451

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June 21, 2009, 12:24 a.m.

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Mrs. Dvorsky: You can knock out four computers with one kick!

#482

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June 21, 2009, 12:33 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: Oh! I get to divide by zero. I love it!

#485

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June 21, 2009, 12:34 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: This class we get to talk about gambling.

#523

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Sept. 5, 2009, 4:12 p.m.

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"If you not here as a team, all 104 of you, ...you get run over by dump truck." -- Pham, lecturing about being in the Magnet

#527

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Sept. 5, 2009, 4:16 p.m.

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//talking about Science Bowl or something Pham: It mean nothing if we not in top... one... in country.

#544

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Sept. 17, 2009, 9:08 p.m.

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//Mr. Pham is scrolling through a long PDF on the Promethean board during comp meth Pham: You need to read the whole thing! Student: Will we get a printed copy? Pham: No. Follow link on Edline. Student: Why not? Pham: I have thirty-eight kids in Computational Methods, thirty-two pages. I'm not going to copy that much! [grins] Print it at home! Student: Or at the library! Pham: Or at library! Student: Or in 318! Pham: Nooo! No, not in 318. Print at home, save MCPS some money.

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Sept. 18, 2009, 8:19 a.m.

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//to a student in the computer lab Pham: Do you have free time? Of course you do. You in my class!