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Aug. 29, 2023, 8:28 a.m.

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// Ms. Jacobs talking about retiring Jacobs: I'm old, but I have good genes. Jerry Song: She isn't wearing jeans.

#12041

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Sept. 1, 2023, 9:43 a.m.

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// Delaney explaining cell differentiation Delaney: So once you are differentiated, it is quite hard to change your path unless something dramatic happens. Delaney(significantly quieter): Such as leaving academia and deciding to teach instead.

#12043

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Sept. 1, 2023, 10:33 a.m.

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Delaney: If you have unruly children, you can give them a Benadryl. Delaney: I didn't say that out loud.

#12052

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Sept. 5, 2023, 12:46 p.m.

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Glenn: If it is pure pandemonium, everything is on fire, it's pure chaos... Glenn: And one of you guys have the capacity to hit the button, do it.

#12064

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Sept. 6, 2023, 6:38 p.m.

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Glenn: There’s TESTS!! and then there’s ~quizzies~. Nothing in between. // Glenn: So I came into my neighborhood and I was like “why are all the streetlights off? Why are all the houses dark?” [note: power outage from the plane crash.] But my neighbor Barbara, she has a generator, and so her house was all lit up. And I was like “good for you, Barbara!” // Glenn: Anxiety is not good for your sleep. Cause you’ll just be lying there and then your brain’s like “haHA!” // Glenn: these are the moments where I think to myself, “my kids are never gonna be able to get away with anything.”

#12106

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Sept. 12, 2023, 2:54 p.m.

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// Bosse SRP is going to Delaney's room Jerry Song: Oh hey it's Delaney, let's follow him. *Delaney walks into the bathroom* Jerry: Nevermind then.

#12110

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Sept. 13, 2023, 9:14 a.m.

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//innovation padlet post //the time saver category: Anon: Use all eight of your arms Anon: If you don't have eight arms then grow more or else you will fail in life //in the "time wasters" category: Anon: mathphys

#12117

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Sept. 14, 2023, 8:23 a.m.

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Stein: So I went home and told my wife, "Suzanne, something in statistics worked today!" Stein: And she says "well, that's great, but shouldn't everything in statistics work?"

#12133

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Sept. 15, 2023, 2:18 p.m.

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Delaney: Like a bad divorce, the electrons spend most of their time around oxygen. Delaney: They can come visit hydrogen on the weekends.

#12137

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Sept. 15, 2023, 2:52 p.m.

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Glenn: One of my friends had a high school band and it's name was UTI. Glenn: If you're like me it probably means urinary tract infection. Glenn: According to him, it stood for "under the influence" which is not much better.