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#11463

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Jan. 25, 2023, 12:35 p.m.

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//Presenting modsim projects! Nick Khil: So I chose to model Spider Man swinging from the Empire State Building. Nick Khil: According to the Marvel website, Spider Man can lift 10 tons.... Nick Khil: So if we assume those are metric tons, Spider Man can exert 98,000 Newtons of force. Nick Khil: I guess I found out that Spider Man is... a lot stronger than people think.

It turns out that Spiderman can't actually reach airline cruising altitude...

nick, modsim, spiderman

#11477

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Jan. 30, 2023, 2:01 p.m.

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// Discussing the poem "Gravity" Anderson: He's comparing a black hole to two people making out...and doing more.

Upon the black hole Cygnus X-1 that wobbles / as if boffed by an invisible companion

ap_lang, anderson

#11488

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Feb. 1, 2023, 8:54 a.m.

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Schwartz: What do you get when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito? Schwartz: Nothing! You can’t cross a scalar with a vector! Schwartz: You can do anything students, except cross scalars with vectors!

#11489

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Feb. 1, 2023, 12:56 p.m.

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Foster: Do any of you guys player splatoon? Foster: I can guarantee he will destroy you guys. Foster: He’s ranked in the world. Number 10!

#11495

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Feb. 2, 2023, 12:56 p.m.

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Ms. Moran, as people are walking out of class: Don’t eat babies! That’s the lesson for today.

#11505

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Feb. 3, 2023, 3:54 p.m.

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Rebecca(to Rivkah): I don't know if you get this a lot but you smell like a refrigerator

#11521

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Feb. 7, 2023, 10:27 a.m.

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O’Donovan: I do chemistry as I cook. O’Donovan: If it doesn’t work, dump more!

#11539

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Feb. 9, 2023, 10:49 a.m.

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//Introduction to the Cha-a-a-art in PD4 Stats. It's usually two pages. Stein: I was helping this kid study for the IB test and in Europe, they only give one page. Stein: Theres a reason Europe is in decline and the US is not.

"We're Americans. We like more. We like to take things."

stat, stein

#11545

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Feb. 9, 2023, 5:34 p.m.

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//chaotic stein anthology, february 9 "I'm having a very good day today, because I got eight hours of sleep, which is unusual" "Whatever you want to do in the natural world -- measure the height of women, or the weight of dalmatians, or the width of thighs ..." "If you don't think 720 is a great [maths] SAT score, you're living in a bubble." "I'm sick of SAT scores; let's talk about iguanas!" "I don't really care where you get your percentiles. I'm going to use my chaAaAaArt, because I love it." "I'm going to use my chaAaAaArt, not only because I love it, but because saying cAlculAtor sounds dumb." "Suppose you're going to kidnap iguanas, and sell them in the exotic pet trade" "And this is why God gave us Algebra 1"

#1: entire class erupted into thunderous applause, #4: cf 11537, #7: Klees: "That's what Team Rocket did."

stein, applied_stat, chart

#11572

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Feb. 15, 2023, 8:41 a.m.

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Schafer: It's super easy and super fun. Schafer: If your idea of fun is doing nerd stuff.