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⚐ Reporto'clair: you know, I was at the farm a while back and I had this epiphany. o'clair: I was sitting on a bale of hay or something and I thought, hey, straw is tough. It's flexible. It's waterproof. it's environmentally friendly, too. o'clair: it's literally called 'straw'. o'clair: why are they wasting so much money on all that straw science when the answer's right in front of them?
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⚐ ReportAhrens: I love new babies Ahrens: They're the best Ahrens: I don't want to have any more babies Ahrens: But I like other people having babies
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⚐ ReportQuelon: I had a dream where I was in a zoom meeting and all my students crawled out of my computer a la The Ring and pistol-whipped me to death Quelon: Well, only the ones with their screens on Quelon: So if you want to pistol-whip me in my dreams, turn on your screens
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⚐ ReportMartinez: If you're an English speaker, you're an Anglophone. Martinez: Congratulations. Your membership's in the mail.
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⚐ ReportLodal: Chaos is a good force in the world. // later Lodal: I just hope there's a little bit of chaos that's thrown into the world because of this.
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⚐ ReportMartinez: If you're a cheese fan, you've got to go to France. Martinez: Skip the Eiffel Tower. Just go for the cheese shops.
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: The looking off into the distance and stroking your beard doesn't work as well when wearing a face mask. // a bit later Schwartz: I should get a fake beard and put it over my mask, so I can do this ... that would give me a disproportionate amount of amusement.