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⚐ Report//Schwartz is using his fingers to explain proofs //He ends up making rude guestures Schwartz: Is this mathematically valid? Students (giggling): Yes. Schwartz: Then back off! It's MATH, not you-know-what!
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⚐ Report//Talking about gravitational pull Schafer: So if Alan and Shariar are one meter apart, the gravitational pull would be- //Alan scoots closer to Shariar //Shariar sits awkwardly Schafer: Or... half a meter. That works too. And since we're already awkward, lets get more awkward. Let's say each of you are 100 kg. Which I know is not true, because you'd be over 200 lbs. Are you accelerating towards each other? Class: Uh... Schafer: Yes! But the gravitational pull is so little you cannot see it. Student: Could Shariar be accelerating away? Scafer: Well, there are both attractive and repulsive forces... Class: Ooh...
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⚐ Report//student makes fun of Mr. Charles' English Charles: Did you just make fun of my English? Well, be glad that I'm not making fun of your ugly face!
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⚐ ReportSchafer: My kids are very, very good at bringing germs home from daycare. And they're even better at sharing them.
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⚐ ReportStein: Has anyone taken... that class? AP... AP... Mitochondria? *class laughs* Student: Biology? Stein: Yeah, AP Bio! Do you do chi-squared tests in that class?
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⚐ Report//on the bus, Haerin opens up her lunchbox Ivy: sharing is caring give me one //opens container containing food Ivy: is that broccoli? Never mind keep your pain