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#6814

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Oct. 20, 2017, 6:38 p.m.

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//Schwartz is using his fingers to explain proofs //He ends up making rude guestures Schwartz: Is this mathematically valid? Students (giggling): Yes. Schwartz: Then back off! It's MATH, not you-know-what!

#6872

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Oct. 30, 2017, 2:09 p.m.

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//Talking about gravitational pull Schafer: So if Alan and Shariar are one meter apart, the gravitational pull would be- //Alan scoots closer to Shariar //Shariar sits awkwardly Schafer: Or... half a meter. That works too. And since we're already awkward, lets get more awkward. Let's say each of you are 100 kg. Which I know is not true, because you'd be over 200 lbs. Are you accelerating towards each other? Class: Uh... Schafer: Yes! But the gravitational pull is so little you cannot see it. Student: Could Shariar be accelerating away? Scafer: Well, there are both attractive and repulsive forces... Class: Ooh...

#6874

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Oct. 30, 2017, 9:35 p.m.

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//student makes fun of Mr. Charles' English Charles: Did you just make fun of my English? Well, be glad that I'm not making fun of your ugly face!

#6946

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Nov. 17, 2017, 9:45 a.m.

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Pham: You have to get beat on the head to do work.

#6948

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Nov. 17, 2017, 4:46 p.m.

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Schafer: My kids are very, very good at bringing germs home from daycare. And they're even better at sharing them.

#6951

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Nov. 18, 2017, 3:52 p.m.

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//During PClassic Gabriel: Aaron, come and help me with stripping!

Stripping a list. Get your mind out of the gutter!

gabriel

#7107

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Jan. 12, 2018, 1:39 p.m.

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Stein: Has anyone taken... that class? AP... AP... Mitochondria? *class laughs* Student: Biology? Stein: Yeah, AP Bio! Do you do chi-squared tests in that class?

#7113

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Jan. 16, 2018, 9:45 a.m.

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Lodal: Every week I hate humanity a little more.

Strip malls, driving, old people

lodal

#7124

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Jan. 17, 2018, 10 p.m.

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//Kicks Shwetha out of group chat Enya: Darcy can only have one #1 student

#7161

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Jan. 29, 2018, 3:28 p.m.

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//on the bus, Haerin opens up her lunchbox Ivy: sharing is caring give me one //opens container containing food Ivy: is that broccoli? Never mind keep your pain