#2551

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Nov. 16, 2010, 1:58 p.m.

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Rose: Ok? //Class is silent Rose: Shutup, Pulkit!

#2568

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Nov. 18, 2010, 7:50 a.m.

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Swaney: Ok, if anyone is caught with any other website open... I don't know... Jack: They have to close the site? Swaney: No, they get stoned... and not the good kind.

#2608

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Nov. 26, 2010, 6:59 p.m.

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Sahil: So, do you have any weird friends? Christine: Besides you? No. *Christine leaves, Sahil and Callie eat for a few minutes* Sahil: Callie? Callie: Yes? Sahil: CHRISTINE CALLED ME HER FRIEND!!!! *fangirl-esque motions*

#2616

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Nov. 30, 2010, 10:30 p.m.

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//discussing double integrals in polar Teacher: Since I was really angry at my 5th pd, I told them it was ARRRR dRdθ. And I know *looks at Contreras* some idiot is gonna be in the middle of the test, see a problem, and say ARRRRRR dRdθ, and everyone's gonna remember it. Danderson: So guys, just remember Polar Pirates. Student: I think those were called Vikings... Rafael: So Vikings solve integrals now? Teacher: Well, they were certainly pirates. *begins discussing the Vikings*

#2629

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Dec. 2, 2010, 5:37 p.m.

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Scahfer: This is our blue flingy thing -- that's a technical term.

#2690

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Dec. 16, 2010, 12:06 p.m.

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Rose: Math is just a giant dance of ignorance.  All we can do is determine the exact nature of our ignorance.

#2753

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Jan. 4, 2011, 9:48 p.m.

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Schafer (slowly and with emphasis): *Nucleons* are particles that are found in the *nucleus*. //pause Schafer (normally): Sometimes I feel kinda like one of those boring teachers, you know?

#2758

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Jan. 6, 2011, 2:52 p.m.

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//during modsim on Thursday Pham: Wait, tomorrow is Monday, right?

#2854

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Feb. 1, 2011, 6:16 p.m.

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*Pham lifts up a desk* Pham: How do you say this in French? Student 1: Desk! Pham: No! That's not French! //Later Pham (to student 2): Lift that up.  *points at chair* Pham: How do you say that in Japanese? Student 3: Tsukue!

#2910

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Feb. 10, 2011, 8:50 a.m.

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(pretending to be a college) Teacher: I'll admit 1000 caucasians, five blacks, and...two...hispanics. Student: What about Asians? Teacher: Oh yes, Asians. I'll admit 2000 Asians.