#785

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Oct. 29, 2009, 5:52 p.m.

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You know? My idea for school funding was to sell off students as prostitutes.

#787

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Oct. 30, 2009, 2:54 p.m.

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//talking about car accidents Joseph: And you've never hit a flatbed trailer since, right? Duval: Nope. //mentions another car accident she was involved in Duval: So another time I got T-boned. Joseph: So this one wasn't your fault? //long awkward pause Joseph: Oh.

#789

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Oct. 30, 2009, 7:05 p.m.

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//at GWU math competition Organizer: The final round will be at 3:15, so we should be starting in about *looks at watch* 10 minutes... *fire alarm goes off; lady runs out of a back room* Lady: It's not a drill! Organizer: ...or maybe not.

#794

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Nov. 3, 2009, 10:29 a.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen in the back, let's have more econ work and less talkin' about sex, drugs, and rock n' roll.

#809

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Nov. 5, 2009, 9:39 a.m.

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Burger: What's the longest problem you've ever done? Stein: The longest problem?  Raising kids. Burger (lauging): What's the error bound?

#833

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Nov. 10, 2009, 5:53 p.m.

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Rose (reviewing a quiz): You made it...upside down...it's okay, I still love you. Student: Really? Do I get a hug? Rose: No.

#888

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Nov. 18, 2009, 7:24 p.m.

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Mr.Rose: *writes some calculus or whatnot on board* Functions class: :D?! Mr.Rose: *erases everything quickly* No, this is just a distraction. You're getting too excited.

#950

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Nov. 24, 2009, 11:19 a.m.

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//talking about It's Academic Mr. Schafer: We think we are the best. I agree, and therefore we should win. It's modus ponens or something. Mario: Haha, modus pwn-ens.

#1000

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Nov. 30, 2009, 2:47 p.m.

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Pham: That how I know a little but have absolutely no idea.

#1060

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Dec. 5, 2009, 2:38 p.m.

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Gross: So, the other day on Etsy, I found a male pornstar coloring book... I don't know who would make this. There was a female version too! ...no! I wasn't looking for this stuff! I just came accross it...!