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June 21, 2009, 12:33 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: This is what I'm telling you. Algebra is GOD.

#500

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July 11, 2009, 12:43 p.m.

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Andie: ...so then we ended up meeting a bunch of Italian guys. Li: How did you know that they were Italian? Andie: They had really oily hair. Shirley: Are you sure it wasn't grease?

#504

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Sept. 3, 2009, 12:02 a.m.

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Hinkle: Do you have a sibling who took this class? Student: Yeah, I think so. Hinkle: Do you know how he did? Student: No. Hinkle: Well, that's obvious. If you did, you wouldn't be taking this class.

#509

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Sept. 4, 2009, 2:45 p.m.

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Amy Xiao: Jacob, why are you wearing a shirt that says "I love latex?" Eric: It's so stretchy, you know. Sophia: No, not that latex!

#526

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Sept. 5, 2009, 4:14 p.m.

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Schafer: Then people realize, if the drug dealers are doing it... we should, too! //talking about cell phone use... talking about logistic curves

#528

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Sept. 5, 2009, 4:16 p.m.

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"Some black guy become president now." -- Pham

#563

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Sept. 25, 2009, 2:54 p.m.

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//as activity buses are about to leave Shirley: Tell us a story! Mr. O-O-Ostrander: Go get on your bus. They leave in 30 seconds. Shirley: Tell us a short story! Mr. O-O-O: All my stories are long stories. Shirley: Tell us a 20-second story! Mr. O-O-O: [thinks] Once, I caught a fish. It was _this_ big. [indicates with hands]

#583

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Oct. 2, 2009, 10:35 a.m.

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//a student walks into Whitacre's room with a stack of college rec forms Jacob: Whoa, how many colleges are you applying to? Twenty? Whitacre: You know only one will accept you. *starts flipping through them* Where's that one for 7-11...

#585

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Oct. 2, 2009, 11:06 a.m.

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//walks into the sysop room Conway: Why's it so hot in here? Jacob: *looks at thermometer* It's only 94 degrees, 11 degrees colder than it was a few minutes ago. Roger: Yeah, it's like winter in here.

#615

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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//Whitacre is reading choices from a quiz on religious views Whitacre: Mine is the only true religion. Steven: I will stone you! Whitacre: Spoken like a true bigot.