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Dec. 14, 2023, 9:47 a.m.

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//Kid spills coke on himself Prentice: What did you do? did you *shakes her water bottle up and down in a mocking manner. Kid: yo now it looks like i just pissed myself //Later Prentice: nobody should be looking at that part of your body anyways //Cole turns on warm-up Cole: *reads* a pathetic sight Cole: *gestures at the spill* that is a pathetic sight

#12762

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Dec. 19, 2023, 2:57 p.m.

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Rose: last thing to define is the latus rectum Rose: very silly name but i didn't decide this

#12809

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Jan. 3, 2024, 1:11 p.m.

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Yongle: hey siri do polar bears hibernate Siri: calling Nate Bingenheimer...

#12827

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Jan. 5, 2024, 10:10 a.m.

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// Thermo, a group is making a Stirling engine Jonah: We can eat an entire can of beans. It's not that hard. Jacobs: You're going to eat an entire can of black beans, right now, in class? That is the hardest way to get an empty tin can I could think of. // later, students at the sink, opening the can of beans Jacobs: Are you going to put the scissors IN the beans? Student: No... we already put the scissors in the beans...

#12830

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Jan. 5, 2024, 1:47 p.m.

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Jacobs: So Milkman was... Jacobs: I hate to use such a base term but Milkman was banging his cousin.

#12942

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Jan. 31, 2024, 3:12 p.m.

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Hinkle: How can I calculate the consumer surplus? Dylan: Do a double integral

#12971

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Feb. 2, 2024, 4:07 p.m.

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//Katz stood at the side of the room for the entire first three class periods, but not today Dylan, noticing Katz: You're sitting down?! Hinkle: Hey, it's okay. He's allowed to be normal.

#13032

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Feb. 10, 2024, 11:22 a.m.

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Andy: I would say scrambler is balls but [Jerry Song] dosen't have any

#13134

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Feb. 28, 2024, 1:46 p.m.

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Jacobs: Take Astronomy, learn about electric ghosts!

#13237

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March 22, 2024, 2:13 p.m.

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// discrete, talking about a quiz that may or may not be retakable alexei: there's probably not going to be a retake, rose will just follow the path of least resistance piety: oh, like mathphys! is there a capacitor storing my grade? alexei: yeah, it can approach it but it never actually reaches the gradebook