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Sept. 18, 2010, 2:09 p.m.

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//going over a pretest in comp gov Eric: The most persistent challenge facing Nigeria since independence has been........uhhhhhh.......... Swaney: That's a pretty easy one...unless you're stupid. Eric: ...uhhh...I'm going to say C. Swaney: You're so stupid! It's D! Eric: Oh, that's what I was going to say!

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Oct. 3, 2010, 5:42 p.m.

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PA Speaker: Please turn your TVs to channel 19. Infoflow will begin in thirty seconds. Whitacre: No! We're not doing it!

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:51 p.m.

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//describing a time that [a certain teacher] thought he was having a heart attack Pham: This during class, he feel lighthead and half of his body feel numb. One of his student walk to nurse, you know what happen to nurse? She close door at 1:00 and she left!

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Oct. 18, 2010, 1:42 p.m.

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Andy Gilbert: Abby, are you worried about me seducing your boyfriend when you are gone? Abby: If you can manage it... Alice: Then more power to you.

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Oct. 23, 2010, 2:52 p.m.

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//summarizing the absurdist philosophy of Camus Stelzner: If someone attacks you because of your shitty haircut or you're a bad student or you must have stolen that purse, it doesn't really matter.

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Oct. 26, 2010, 5:06 p.m.

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Mr. Ekatomatis: Hang on to your electrons, because molecular orbital theory gets a bit more hairy!

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Oct. 27, 2010, 6:49 p.m.

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Indian Student: *speaks with thick Indian accent* White Student: You sound like my mother.

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Nov. 7, 2010, 7:58 p.m.

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Pham: You can spend time philosophy, uh... philosopher going to talk about it. And they have books and books and books.

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Nov. 11, 2010, 10:07 p.m.

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Abdul Rahim: What songs are we playing? Class: "Rhythm of Love," "What About Love," and are we still doing "Where is the Love?" Abdul Rahim: Wow. These songs are so girly. Wow. Really? Did I pick these? They're so girly. (Girly voice) Like oh my god!

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Nov. 17, 2010, 3:59 p.m.

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//The physics question on the board is about which path a package would take if dropped from an airplane Tej: Why is it falling? Boettcher: Um, gravity. Tej: Oh, I get it!