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Feb. 18, 2010, 6:31 p.m.

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//After seeing groups' thermostat designs Schafer: So, 3 of these look like they COULD work. Out of 8. They all should work theoretically, but the universe just doesn't work that way. So I'm only expecting 3 to do anything. But, probably not all of them will, cuz you guys are gonna screw something up.

#1512

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Feb. 19, 2010, 8:02 p.m.

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Stein, while talking about superheroes fighting: "They just fight each other - BAM! BAM! - to a pulp!"

#1540

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Feb. 24, 2010, 8:30 p.m.

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Kabemba: I always give women flowers, but they never want them. They say "did I ask you for flowers?"

#1583

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March 3, 2010, 8:29 a.m.

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Stein: Can you guys stop looking up how many children they all have? It's not explanatory, and it's going to take you weeks. And by the time you're done, they might have more kids!

#1620

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March 9, 2010, 6:44 p.m.

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//the class is analyzing the writing style of The Awakening //Anderson reads an imagery-loaded sentence Anderson: Awww! There you can actually feel something. But what are you feeling? Friggin' ocean on your body.

#1691

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March 19, 2010, 11:52 p.m.

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Dr. Simel: "Now everyone lets try not to imagine them lying in bed together."

#1758

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April 9, 2010, 9:03 a.m.

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//weird webpage open on Bob's computer Sam: What the frick is this? Bob: I don't know, it's the internet

#1874

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May 4, 2010, 10:06 p.m.

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Juan Diego: "Bad Mr. Rose. You used the quotient rule." Mr. Rose: "Why is that bad?" Juan Diego: "Because you *never* use the quotient rule. This is the first time we've seen you use it." Mr. Rose: "Well, I guess I'm finally growing up."

#1883

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May 5, 2010, 8:14 p.m.

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Vlasits: Do I go to happy hour? Yes. I do. And I believe its legal too. For me. Not you."

#1900

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May 9, 2010, 6:47 p.m.

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Trevor: Nobody is doing anything in Alaska, except maybe marijuana.