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Dec. 16, 2009, 7:20 p.m.

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//discussing Putin's age in Comp Gov, a while ago, after talking about his shirtless fishing trip pictures Mr. Swaney: Putin's not that old... judging by his pecs, I'm guessing 55.

#1189

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Dec. 16, 2009, 7:33 p.m.

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Mrs. Sloe, discussing carbon ring structures: Instead of holding hands in a line, they're playing ring-around-the-rosie.

#1194

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Dec. 16, 2009, 7:47 p.m.

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// discussing the prefix ped- or paed- Mrs. Sloe: What is it to be a baby doctor? Student: Podiatrist! Class: .... pediatrician.

#1197

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Dec. 16, 2009, 7:55 p.m.

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Mr. Shindel (pretending to be an emo kid or something): I have low self-esteem and I cry myself to sleep at night. Student: FINALLY! You admit it!

#1206

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Dec. 17, 2009, 12:44 p.m.

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//working on a crossword puzzle with theme "Noah's Ark" Schafer: There are two of every animal! Stein: I didn't realize they were animals! Hammond: Of course! He didn't bring two of each stamp!

#1210

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Dec. 18, 2009, 12:08 p.m.

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Cannon: Use of passive voice by students will result in receipt of few points by Ms. Cannon.

#1243

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Dec. 21, 2009, 4:19 p.m.

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//Student has forgotten something in the classroom. Dr. Simel picks it up and hands it back... Student: Ohmygosh, thanks!!! Simel: Ohmygosh, you're welcome!!!

#1260

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Jan. 5, 2010, 9:38 a.m.

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Student, imitating Hinkle: I have no problem with it, as long as you don't take it out of context. Hammond: Of course you're taking it out of context! It's BlairBash!

#1284

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Jan. 9, 2010, 10:13 a.m.

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Ms. Cannon: Why are the prostitutes good? Winston: Because they take it

#1331

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:41 a.m.

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Schafer: I need you to clear your desks. No, this is not a test. This is not a quiz. I just need you to clear your desks. Mikey: We need an alarm sounding!