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Sept. 23, 2009, 1:36 a.m.

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Schafer: You say, "Pain fades, wounds heal, and chicks dig scars." So on your discharge paper, it says, "Patient does not want stitches, comma space, chicks dig scars."

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Sept. 23, 2009, 1:37 a.m.

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Pham: They do not like food, bookbags, and overheads -- what you call *puts his hands over his head* -- headphones!

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Sept. 25, 2009, 2:34 p.m.

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Ravilious: You'll regret not paying attention when you get a -1 on the AP Exam!

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Sept. 25, 2009, 4:19 p.m.

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Hinkle: My parents wrote me off. Emancipation is a pretty cool thing.

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Oct. 2, 2009, 11:11 a.m.

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Hopkins: Today is an Excedrin day. Do you know what Excedrin is? It's a painkiller. With caffeine!

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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Whitacre: I was in the principal’s office probably more than the classroom.

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Swaney: Any parties that have the word “nationalist” in it are the xenophobic hate mongerers.

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Schafer: Am I teaching you how to solve all differential equations? NO! Michael: Only God can do that. Schafer: Or Swokowski.

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Schafer: Once it’s through the molasses, it don’t wanna move. It’s not gonna say, “I want to oscillate!” //Tim starts laughing Schafer: What’s so funny? Tim: Andie just said that would be a good Magnet pick-up line. Schafer: That is a good Magnet pick-up line. Except there are only like four Magnet girls in the whole senior class.

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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//Vikas is at the Promethean board Schafer: Mr. Tolnay wants the assist. //Vikas throws the pen at David //David is not paying attention, so the pen hits him